If you sign up for my seminar, I'll give you a dsicount equal to the cost of your keyboard. We'll have you doing majikal crazy horse tricks in only 6 months, guaranteed - and no special equipment required.
I will happily offer to teach a side course in the "arabian paiffe" -- how to teach an elderly arabians to never walk under saddle again... some people call it jigging... I prefer to believe they just really really want to be dressage horses instead of trail horses. It's a subset to your "crazy herd bound" seminar. Step one: groom and saddle horse, step two: ride away from herd bound buddy, step three: observe the "arabian paiffe"
You can't say something like that....and not tell us more! Not right now at any rate!
Originally Posted by axl
I knew about Lex, but I really thought Bluey and oliverreed were men a well. See u at x: holy nut balls Batman!
Sorry, I had to delete that. She's already been mentioned on this thread and has been called out on the board for various reasons. I changed my mind and hesitate saying too much because she's a sociopathic stalker and will try to do whatever she can to make life hell for someone I know. My friend wasn't comfortable with the post because she has a horse that this nutcase claims is hers and is tired of having to reactivate her phone and change her email passwords because this person tries to hack into them. I am certainly happy to PM the details of my deleted post to anyone who is really interested.
Last edited by see u at x; Dec. 5, 2012 at 08:36 PM.
Well it has been mostly about alcohol, snacks, and the sexiness of Lex, so not too surprising.
Nope, still don't believe in the sexiness of Lex... without proof. Does he really exist? It's kind of like Santa Claus. I mean, there are several on here who claim to have met Lex, but my mom, dad and sister all claimed they had met Santa Claus and I am still in therapy over that one.
Originally Posted by NorthwoodsRider
Step one: groom and saddle horse, step two: ride away from herd bound buddy, step three: observe the "arabian paiffe"
I'll take your Arabian Piaffe and and raise you... some people call it a "spook and turn", but I prefer "Saddlebred Piroutte." And I'll teach that one for free.
Well, I have a red mare. Just one red mare, too. So, yay, no deception here. And, in case anyone is wondering, as per my Menagerie thread, I do have a neutered boy kitty that likes to hump his brothers (just in case anybody is keeping track...).
Seriously though, people lie all the time. Especially on the internet. I don't let it effect me, simply because I never assume anyone is telling the truth, or at least the complete truth. Take very few people at their word, question everything, and verify, verify, verify. That goes for IRL too.
Anybody watched the MTV show Catfish? It's about people pretending to be something they're not. Online.