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    Can't wear ear phones cuz I answer the phones but thx for the sug.
    a few minutes ago I was reading the Dominant cat thread - you know this one:

    http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...nance-behavior


    and I answered the phone laughing

    They must think I'm bonkers
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    And once again I stand corrected! I've always referred to that movement as a "phase shift" - the horse dematerializes, leaving the rider on the ground, and then instantly rematerializes five feet to the right or the left.

    Whatever you call it, it's one of those moments that clearly show that someone has obviously turned up the gravity. Ow.
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    Well my username is completely and utterly the truth..My first name is Bonnie and my last name is Ascher! Yes I know, I am extremely creative It's the username I use for most everything. Reading everyone's awesome stories about their usernames makes me wish mine was more fun!!
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    I gave up at page 19... Did I miss anything?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pasde2 View Post
    And once again I stand corrected! I've always referred to that movement as a "phase shift" - the horse dematerializes, leaving the rider on the ground, and then instantly rematerializes five feet to the right or the left.

    Whatever you call it, it's one of those moments that clearly show that someone has obviously turned up the gravity. Ow.
    That happened to me 3 weeks ago. My BWP was spooked by someone unloading a horse from a trailer and letting said horse get loose. My guy freaked and teleported about 8 feet away leaving me on the ground. Luckily I was wearing an IRH. Said IRH went into the dumpster and was replaced soon after by a Charles Owen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by belgianWBLuver View Post
    That happened to me 3 weeks ago. My BWP was spooked by someone unloading a horse from a trailer and letting said horse get loose. My guy freaked and teleported about 8 feet away leaving me on the ground. Luckily I was wearing an IRH. Said IRH went into the dumpster and was replaced soon after by a Charles Owen.
    Happened to me about 3 weeks ago too! Night time, walking back to the barn, someone was grazing a horse in the dark. My horse saw that horse, that horse moved (or growled and grew fangs and lunged at my horse), horse teleported about 8-10 feet to the right, and I teleported about 16 hands in a downward direction. Fun times!
    People call themselves animal lovers, then let their dogs chase the squirrels. You're scaring the shit out of the squirrels, you schmuck!


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    Quote Originally Posted by OveroHunter View Post
    I gave up at page 19... Did I miss anything?
    No new developments. Just a lot of talk about Lex and his escapades with various COTH women, pickle cupcakes and other assorted chatter.

    What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
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    Quote Originally Posted by OveroHunter View Post
    I gave up at page 19... Did I miss anything?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ybiaw View Post
    Happened to me about 3 weeks ago too! Night time, walking back to the barn, someone was grazing a horse in the dark. My horse saw that horse, that horse moved (or growled and grew fangs and lunged at my horse), horse teleported about 8-10 feet to the right, and I teleported about 16 hands in a downward direction. Fun times!
    I feel your pain - so does my left butt cheek with an 8 inch bruise and my chin and my left shoulder - 16hh is a long way down - it was 17.2 for me!

    But anyways this thread is getting too serious - we need a wackadoodle to lighten it up again !!!! Any takers???


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    Quote Originally Posted by OveroHunter View Post
    I gave up at page 19... Did I miss anything?
    Only an approximate description of what Lex looks like....
    Quote Originally Posted by Bristol Bay View Post
    Try setting your broomstick to fly at a lower altitude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by OveroHunter View Post
    I gave up at page 19... Did I miss anything?
    Yes,you may have. Did you see the picture of Lex in his speedo at Virginia Beach that someone posted? I think the mods deleted it because so many women were looking at it that the website crashed.

    I have the poster in my bedroom.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SmartAlex View Post
    I myself missed this thread for a whole day. Had you been talking about ME I would have completely missed it....
    It's hard to believe there were no questioning PM's sent to her. Although I guess they could be buried under all her notifications.



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    Quote Originally Posted by sketcher View Post
    It's hard to believe there were no questioning PM's sent to her. Although I guess they could be buried under all her notifications.
    her ears are probably ringing and the eyes burning....
    Quote Originally Posted by Bristol Bay View Post
    Try setting your broomstick to fly at a lower altitude.



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    Quote Originally Posted by OveroHunter View Post
    I gave up at page 19... Did I miss anything?
    Yes indeed, Lex is really Colin Farrell.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudyandcallie View Post
    Yes,you may have. Did you see the picture of Lex in his speedo at Virginia Beach that someone posted? I think the mods deleted it because so many women were looking at it that the website crashed.

    I have the poster in my bedroom.
    OH Yeah - the one where he was also wearing black socks and sandals along with that Speedo? Like the French guys do


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevelyan96 View Post
    Although unless he's skilled with a hockey stick, as pretty as a japanese rockstar, (have any of you SEEN these guys?) and displays some of the sociopathic tendencies of a serial killer, she probably won't even find him mildly interesting, let alone think of him as man beef.
    So basically your DD wants Marc-André Grondin (Xavier LaFlamme) from the movie Goon.

    Yeah, I'm right there with her on that one! ;-)
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm403748352/nm0343082
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    Quote Originally Posted by propspony View Post
    So basically your DD wants Marc-André Grondin (Xavier LaFlamme) from the movie Goon.

    Yeah, I'm right there with her on that one! ;-)
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm403748352/nm0343082
    OMG I really feel like a cougar now - what is that protruding from his mouth ? Is it a golden grid mouthgard? I don't follow Hockey but I think I must now...



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    Quote Originally Posted by belgianWBLuver View Post
    OMG I really feel like a cougar now - what is that protruding from his mouth ? Is it a golden grid mouthgard? I don't follow Hockey but I think I must now...
    Why yes, I believe it is. ROFL!

    You can stream the movie live from netflix and I *highly* recommend it. I laughed so hard the first time I saw it I piaffed a little.
    The ninja monkeys are plotting my demise as we speak....


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    Quote Originally Posted by see u at x View Post
    I still say that if JSwan likes someone, then that's good enough for me, though she thinks I'm a bit out of my mind to say such a thing. She is one of those people who I trust implicitly and has values and ethics that I very much admire.

    I have also told a few people in real life about dinner at JSwan's house. I'm not normally one to laugh at fart jokes (my mother was Protestant), but it was all pretty funny, mostly because JSwan kept apologizing and I kept saying it didn't matter, and then there was poor, sweet Homer looking so embarassed every time he stared up at us with those big, sad eyes! It would have been a great scene in a movie, I think.
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    He didn't wave his private parts at your auntie, did he? If he didn't, I'm sure there was no taunting intended.



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    Quote Originally Posted by belgianWBLuver View Post
    OMG STOP - would you guys stop?? My boss keeps coming into the office to see why I'm laughing and I keep clicking the window off!!!! I swear I'm going to get fired from this thread
    Oh, darn, I thought you all were talking about this guy

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_139

    And I was all excited about meeting Lex...
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    Quote Originally Posted by see u at x View Post
    Regarding the not-so-nice person I mentioned previously, as I said, her name has already been stated on this thread. Usually her posting has to do with providing a "forever home," which is a crock of s**t.
    Was this person mentioned in one of my posts? I think I remember her posting she wanted every horse on the freaking giveaways..

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