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  1. #101
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    My husband's favourite as of late is "Well, he can go eat a bag of d*cks".

    For me, everything is "c*cksucker" when I'm playing video games.
    Jigga:
    Why must you chastise my brilliant idea with facts and logic? **picks up toys (and wine) and goes home**



  2. #102
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    Heehee, work in Tech Support. You hear some GOOD ones. Actually, the best insults I have heard have been from New Jersey...

    My favorite from all my hears of tech support: "You sperm-burping, mother f***ing c***!" I sat and laughed and laughed. I didn't even bother to hit mute. Customer asked me why I wasn't offended, and all I could tell him was that, in all my years of tech support, he had just delivered the best insult I'd ever heard and it made my day. He promptly hung up on me.

    My favorite all-around descriptor/insult for daily use is "twatwaffle"



  3. #103
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    'not the brightest lightbulb in the knife drawer' is my favorite



  4. #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by SGray View Post
    old british comedy "Chef" - the most creative put-downs ever
    YES!
    I watched that and wanted to try to remember some of his screeds, but they were too complex and quick for me to get a handle on. Writing & delivery was genius!!



  5. #105
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    When it gets really hot out, my go-to phrase is, "It's hotter than two rats f*cking in a wool sock!" Thank you, military friends, for that gem!

    Screwing can also be substituted if you're in more "polite" company.



  6. #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by mvp View Post
    OK, how about expressions like "useless as tits on a boar"?
    .
    Tits on a boar are not entirely useless.
    They are a good indicator of the number of tits his female offspring are likely to possess.
    "It's like a Russian nesting doll of train wrecks."--CaitlinandTheBay

    ...just settin' on the Group W bench.


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  7. #107
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    And there's the class actually appropriate for polite company, "you're tacky and I hate you," from the movie School of Rock. One of my all time favorites.
    I like mares. They remind me of myself: stubborn know it alls who only acknowledge you if you have food.
    Hannah B. Nana: 50% horse, 50% hippo
    Fiona: can't decide between jumpers or napping



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