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  1. #1
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    Red face What Your Trainer Is REALLY Thinking

    Member of the "I Ride A Chestnut Thoroughbred Mare, So You Don't Scare Me Clique"



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    Yea this one cracked me up too. A little too true for some trainers.
    You don't scare me. I ride a MARE!


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    Hee! Some of those are dead on, because as the rider, not the trainer, I've thought them about myself. And, shamefully, I've thought them about others. Bad me.
    Proud member of the "Don't rush to kill wildlife" clique!


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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeMeadows View Post


    Thank you for this morning giggle. Last ones a little mean but totally hilarious...and too true. Particularly " The quarter crack and fact he has only one functioning lung are what put him in your price range".
    When opportunity knocks it's wearing overalls and looks like work.

    The horse world. Two people. Three opinions.


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    HA hahaha The chipping the first fence? Yeah they came up with that zinger thanks to me and my EPIC first jump screw ups back in the day.


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    Hahahahah! Coffee all over keyboard. Have you seen her helmet video?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn1voM_WXXo



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    Quote Originally Posted by horseymum View Post
    Hahahahah! Coffee all over keyboard. Have you seen her helmet video?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn1voM_WXXo
    OMG...I have a CO. Did my horse get Perfect Prep. Seriously, did he get it?
    When opportunity knocks it's wearing overalls and looks like work.

    The horse world. Two people. Three opinions.


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    Those were both pretty funny. I must be a loser since I have an IRH.

    I could do without the snorting reference, though!
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    ¯ Oscar Wilde


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    Quote Originally Posted by findeight View Post
    Thank you for this morning giggle. Last ones a little mean but totally hilarious...and too true. Particularly " The quarter crack and fact he has only one functioning lung are what put him in your price range".
    Somehow feels like that quote belongs on the St vs CH thread...bwahaha
    "You can't really debate with someone who has a prescient invisible friend"
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    Well, in humor that's really funny, there is usually truth. That's what makes it funny if sometimes offensive.

    However, the remark about having the class won easily until picking up the canter on the courtesy circle? I actually have said that about myself. Several times.

    Have also personally observed some casual fellow exhibitor friends old enough to know better select leading GP rider or ring crew guy to go back to hotel with based on alcohol consumption. About busted a rib laughing about that one. Truth might hurt but it's dam funny.
    When opportunity knocks it's wearing overalls and looks like work.

    The horse world. Two people. Three opinions.


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    Quote Originally Posted by findeight View Post
    Truth might hurt but it's dam funny.

    and that's what it all really comes down to.


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    She utterly cracks me up! So dead on!


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    Wow - she is really talented.



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    She is kind of local to me and tried her hand at training but my guess was she was too mean. Unfortunately for her students she basically said the stuff she says in her video to her clients. Haven't seen her around in a year or so. Funny stuff just not stuff you say out loud if you want to keep clients. Other trainers were horrified at the ring.


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    Sound a bit blunt here but don't really care about her background or what somebody who had a friend said she said. You should hear some of the stuff my trainers said to me, mostly in fun, sometimes deserved

    Her videos are hilarious.
    When opportunity knocks it's wearing overalls and looks like work.

    The horse world. Two people. Three opinions.


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    What a beautiful rider, too!



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    WHAT?! I could be drinking all day?! What the French, I'm always behind the times.

    She remind anyone else of Jennifer Love Hewitt? But with a personality?


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    Bump for weekend giggles for those that missed it earlier. Check out the helmet and what the rider really thinks of the course videos too.
    When opportunity knocks it's wearing overalls and looks like work.

    The horse world. Two people. Three opinions.


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    The What Riders Think About On Course video is hilarious! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG6cDm6ogWk



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