OMG that is so me!! I positively turn the air blue. AKA "Narrative" driving!!
Originally Posted by bits619
Confession: the absolute only reason I did not eat a quarter of a pound of chocolate covered coconut bites tonight was that they were located in the trunk of my car, and i was too lazy to go outside and fetch them. I think I've found a new weight loss plan... keep everything yummy in the trunk of my car (that way I can't eat while I drive).
Confession: I am a horrible critic of people's driving (moreso with other cars on the road, not when I'm a passenger). I equate tailgating with a serious flaw in a person's character. Lack of turn signal use is only slightly less offensive. But tailgating and passing on a double yellow line will have me imagining your firey death for at least three miles.
Confession: I think of my personal 'babies or not' internal debate no less than 3 times a day. I'm no where closer to a conclusion than I was a year ago when it really started occupying my mind (I'm 27). But even before that, i was obsessed with the thought of being pregnant. Not WANTING to be, but just a bit obsessive about the topic. I convince myself I'm probably pregnant at least once a year (and right now I'm fighting the compulsion to go pee on a stick). Way too much info?? Sorry ;-)
confession: now that I've reminded myself about those coconut candies, I'm close to running outside in my pjs and scarfing down a few....
Now there's a confession!
Substitute crunchy Cheetos & Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa
I "dust" my Pergo & hardwood floors by wearing socks and skating through the house.
I mop my tile floors by pouring a small puddle of floor cleaner on the kitchen floor and then spraying the floor with hot water from the hand sprayer. Grab a stack of towels reserved for the purpose, and commence the "mop dance" all over the floor. I then dry them. Sparkling clean and I don't have to deal with a nasty mop & bucket!
Not a fan of Halloween, either. What a marketing ploy. And who wants to open the door and expose strangers to your dirty living room? And throw candy at already spoiled children? Ughhh!!
I'm stuck inside (Sandy), bored out of my mind, and I really, really, really want my fiancé to go fetch potato chips and onion dip across the street so I can devour them!! And the bas**** isn't moving. The food that I purchased is just too healthy for the occasion.
Oh and everyday for lunch...I eat two red peppers cut up with Greek Dressing and stretch out in front of Big Bang Reruns....I've watched them so many times I can quote lines. And yet, still laugh out loud.