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  1. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACMEeventing View Post
    I love it! More, More!!!

    Pegasusmom: When I was organizer a woman could find a drink around here!
    Not to mention portajohns and trash cans!!

    Love it!



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    Quote Originally Posted by judybigredpony View Post
    Sure RiderBoy soon as we Duct tape you leg together....
    Duct tape is for sissies. I'll just channel my Life Coach and push through the pain. It's what we men do.



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    Quote Originally Posted by riderboy View Post
    Duct tape is for sissies. I'll just channel my Life Coach and push through the pain. It's what we men do.
    Hold on there pardna...Men and Life coach do not belong in the same sentence unless it is something like 'women need a life coach for handling men'.

    Fer us big boys, we channel the 'Duke', laugh at the pain and carry the horse across the finish line!


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    Gnep: I've been watching the weather. I've got 4 barrels of fuel, 9 drums of water with a solar powered mega blaster, a weeks worth of freeze dried bratwurst and a spare Lederhosen. Try to keep up.

    JP60: okay, so I'm a guy right? Right. Then someone tell me why I'm worried if my teal piping is going to clash in the pictures. Lot of earth tones in that water complex, maybe I'll wear the white . . . .

    TLE: I'm gonna line up fences 9 thru 15B and make a ground pole exercise.

    Mtn trails: hey, I saw this bullfinch on Craig's list. About time it got a better home.

    Deltawave: click here before you jump. Data, people. Data.

    Fooler: hurry up ponygrandma, I'm missing the vp debates and I think my DH is hunting us from behind that tree.

    Gold2012: (out of breath) sorry guys. DD and I have been selling grilled cheese sandwiches out of the back of my '84 Nova to raise money. Anyone want a puppy?
    "Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing" - Robert Benchley
    Cotton would fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACMEeventing View Post
    JP60: okay, so I'm a guy right? Right. Then someone tell me why I'm worried if my teal piping is going to clash in the pictures. Lot of earth tones in that water complex, maybe I'll wear the white . . . .
    I'm going to chuckle most the drive home.

    Now how will that ditch with a jump after ride...

    jp60: Think I'll head back to the bar
    janet: I checked the book, that is not allowed at this level
    gnep: If you haven't done at least 3 Prelim events, in Germany, you are not capable to ride it.
    yellowBritches: Kick it and go, what's the problem here.

    This is fun (sorry to quote myself, but we got to work on ditches still)



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    Absolutely awesome!!! Stuck at home with an injury and this is exactly what I needed!



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    Yellowbritches: OP, search the forums and you will find several parody threads that will cover all of this.
    Shut up! You look fine! --Judybigredpony
    Ms. Brazil



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    gr8fulrider: who luvs the pony, I love the pony, the pny luves me..snugglebunny grey pony.....

    Luv you Lara ....



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    Quote Originally Posted by riderboy View Post
    Duct tape is for sissies. I'll just channel my Life Coach and push through the pain. It's what we men do.
    Real men use Gorilla Tape......



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    Gnep: hihihihihihihihiiiiii
    Click here before you buy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ACMEeventing View Post
    Gnep: I've been watching the weather. I've got 4 barrels of fuel, 9 drums of water with a solar powered mega blaster, a weeks worth of freeze dried bratwurst and a spare Lederhosen. Try to keep up.
    you owe me an M&M cookie... the one i was eating is all over the computer screen



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    Quote Originally Posted by judybigredpony View Post
    gr8fulrider: who luvs the pony, I love the pony, the pny luves me..snugglebunny grey pony.....

    Luv you Lara ....


    Is it a parody if that's something I actually said?

    Xctrygirl: it turns out Lad is wanted in seven countries for counterfeiting passports.
    Shut up! You look fine! --Judybigredpony
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    Good one ACME!
    "Never do anything that you have to explain twice to the paramedics."
    Courtesy my cousin Tim



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    Quote Originally Posted by skippy60 View Post
    you owe me an M&M cookie... the one i was eating is all over the computer screen
    Oops, my bad.
    "Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing" - Robert Benchley
    Cotton would fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gr8fulrider View Post
    Yellowbritches: OP, search the forums and you will find several parody threads that will cover all of this.
    Blahahahahaha!!


    Ok.....more......

    LAZ: I built the water complex, painted 5 coops, and organized all the clinicians for camp and it's already noon! Must get busy.

    Cookiepony: I can help. I'll set the numbers for the xc course, then scribe, then jump judge for stadium, then make lunch for all the volunteers. Must be something else I can do.....



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    Incredible. We are seeing another herd of COTHers approach the water complex. Let’s observe . . .

    Subk: Wait up guys! I was giving the Point 2 rep a piece of my mind and lost track of time.

    Bornfreenowexpensive: What is that? In the water, what is that?

    Maxtrot: Oh that’s an alligator. We have them all over in florida, he probably followed me. Just jump him, it builds character.

    Snoopy:

    RacetrackReject: Is that CMP?

    The group: Where?

    RacetrackReject: Over there . . . I think he’s finging someone behind the numping tree.

    Snoopy:

    Riderboy: I’ll take care of this.

    Moderator 1: As much as we all enjoy a good finging, let's keep this horse related.

    Barnworkbeatshousework: People please. The future of eventing can be found in our past. Bring back the Tb’s and the long format.

    The Jenners: My donkity-donk is gonna make milk and cookies out of this. Shuckity shucks gosh dangity-doo!

    ACME: I’ll bring the beer

    Gotspots: Sorry, ACME. My horse is soaking his legs in your beer ice. Hey Riderboy, didn’t you already walk this?

    Riderboy: I’m in excellent shape for a 50 something, this is my 3rd lap.

    Eponacowgirl: This reminds of me of riding into the head of the lake . . . Ahhhhh

    Flecken awesome: Spotted ponies rule! The course is great! The people are great!

    Lord Helpus: (To Swamp Yankee) Is she always that happy?

    Swamp Yankee: How would I know? Whipper-snappers . . . mumble mumble . . . kids these days . . . grumble grumble . . .
    Last edited by ACMEeventing; Sep. 20, 2012 at 10:15 AM. Reason: added
    "Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing" - Robert Benchley
    Cotton would fight.
    http://buildingthegrove.blogspot.com/



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    You need a Greek Chorus of all of us Delta-minions.



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    Ahahahah! This is awesome!!
    Keep up the good work!!
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    We jump horses. Over sticks. For fun.
    Never take life too seriously. Nobody makes it out alive anyway.
    Regulus RDL



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    Acme,
    You owe me an inhaler to go with the new keyboard. Breath-taking!
    Intermediate Riding Skills



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    Heinz 57: Okay guys, this is a question about turnout for hacking out in groups when the footing is a bit slick:

    I have a picture of my barn mates hacking out: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sBw13_WwVO.../thelwell1.jpg

    as you can see, it's difficult to tell from this photo what they're all wearing.

    So my dilemma is, what is the proper turnout? Here's a picture
    of how I generally present myself when hacking out alone:

    http://ponyvillegazette.com/files/20...dressed_up.jpg

    Is this okay? Here's the gate
    we'll go through on our way to the trails: http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/imageBank/o/opengate.jpg


    Thanks so, so, much!!!!!!
    Shut up! You look fine! --Judybigredpony
    Ms. Brazil



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