It's miserable raining and I'm bored (also a little punch drunk from sleep deprivation). Anyway, I thought it might be fun to have a little COTH family roast imagining what it would be like to all walk XC together.
Please, NO OFFENSE INTENDED! It's all in good fun and feel free to add on. There are lots of folks not mentioned, only because I ran out of energy
Join us now as we observe this herd of COTHers in their natural habitat. It is unusual to see such a large grouping, let’s listen in . . .
ACME: Must wear gloves, must wear gloves, must wear . . . squirrel!
Janet: Has the TD inspected this jump? The rules are very clear about the spread and I think we may be over.
Riderboy: Only the best dressage test ever, now my helmet cam can capture the win.
JER: Sorry I’m late, I bumped into Mick Jagger on my way home from Capoeira club and we just couldn’t stop reminiscing. He is such a card.
Yellowbritches: I may use the full cheek, mid port, double rein kineton on this course. I’m sure I have one in the barn.
Carol Ames: Did you .
Reed: I had my students calculate the thrust velocity required for the parabola of the inverse proportion of Pi. Unfortunately they forgot to account for the negative trajectory that occurs when the flux capacitor is in hyperdrive.
Riderboy: “Good boy!!” What? I’m practicing.
Deltawave: I’m gonna have to see some research to support the design of this trakhener. A blind sheep could see the data has been obscured by the marketing ploys of corporate sales.
Carol Ames: What we’re missing is the long format.
JER: Are we almost done? I’m going to be late for my Sign Language for Sharks class, and you know how much the Cousteau’s hate to be kept waiting. Besides, I have to swing by Madonna’s place; she keeps borrowing my hairdryer and I’ve just had enough.
Glenbaer: JMP and I love these fences.
ACME: Has anyone seen my gloves? Oh wait, they’re in my . . . Squirrel!
Gryhrs: Corner. It had to be a corner.
Judybigredpony: I’ve got 15 chestnuts in my barn that would eat this for breakfast.
Riderboy: Let’s just call it a day and go kick CMP’s ass.
SwampYankee: Whipper-snappers! Get off my lawn!!!
Vineyridge: I volunteer for jump judge. What? I get to watch the action and drink wine. Win win. (and I’m out of motrin)
Reed: I found the study. Now if we’ll all turn to page 14 . . .
Gryhrs: What do you guys like for muscle soreness?
Scubed: I have some links I can share, great products at a reasonable price.
Lori B: Can’t beat a nice Tb for a course like this.
Retread: Amen sister! Give me an OTTB any day.
Riderboy: Sorry guys, I was kicking CMP’s ass. What’d I miss?
Flightcheck: Testing, testing, 1,2,3. Hey, a helicopter!
JER: Gotta go, there’s my ride.
Last edited by ACMEeventing; Sep. 22, 2012 at 06:58 PM.