I’m looking for equipment for my horse, and although it’s unlikely I decide to try a local sporting goods store. Note: I’m female and the employee is male.)
Me: “Hey, is there any chance you have whips or riding crops?”
Employee: “Try an adult store.”
Me: “No, it’s for my horse.”
Employee: *smirks* “Yeah, try an adult store.”
Me: “I meant an actual horse, not a human. Anyway, guess you don’t have any. Thanks, though!”
Employee: “I know what you mean.” *winks* “Hey, if you ever need a new horse, try me.”
Me: “Um, no thanks.”
(I got out, quickly!)
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