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  1. #1
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    Sep. 7, 2006

    Default Funny horse story on Not Always Right

    I’m looking for equipment for my horse, and although it’s unlikely I decide to try a local sporting goods store. Note: I’m female and the employee is male.)

    Me: “Hey, is there any chance you have whips or riding crops?”

    Employee: “Try an adult store.”

    Me: “No, it’s for my horse.”

    Employee: *smirks* “Yeah, try an adult store.”

    Me: “I meant an actual horse, not a human. Anyway, guess you don’t have any. Thanks, though!”

    Employee: “I know what you mean.” *winks* “Hey, if you ever need a new horse, try me.”

    Me: “Um, no thanks.”

    (I got out, quickly!)
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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Nov. 4, 2003
    Dallas, Georgia


    I just saw that one!

    Love that site!!!
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