Or... Drat my power went out. Now I have to listen to my 50 gigawatt diesel generator running as I post on coth in my tub on my custom made floating waterproof Macbook Pro.
Oh drats, my power is still out so I can not get the electric garage door open to get my BMW 330i out so I can drive quickly (since all the stop lights are out due to the power outage) to the Mac store and get a new custom floating waterproof MacBook Pro just like alterhorse has. My current MacBook Pro apparently does float, I just tried it. And it sank. I hope I do not lose my scores on my Hoyle Puzzle & Board Games "Star Collector" game due to the sinking of it into the tub. I am at level 3894.
Now, coming out of the store, I can't find my white Ford pickup!
I counted 6 out of 16 vehicles as newer white Ford pickups in Walmart's parking lot the other morning.
Why are all white?
Which one mine?
Thank goodness when I go to the walmart parking lot my truck sticks up above all others. It is always the largest. I have a big horse trailer so I need a big truck. I just have to look for the biggest highest roof silver truck out there. I also like to park next too big truck wannabe's. I will show them who the boss of walmart parking lot. Wait a minute is that a monster truck I spy? grr And they parked right next to me, hiding my big truck from my eye sight when I am looking for my truck in the parking lot. Wahhh.
My Visa went to Texas and didn't take me with it. Now I've wasted half a day running updates and scans on a multitude of electronic devices; only to find that Comcast had a data breech within their electronic billpay system. GRRRR!
I refuse to eat the a. triple chocolate bundt cake or b. the double fudge brownies because I don't have any vanilla ice cream to go with them. So, they stay in the oven. My oven smells very chocolaty. No, I didn't bake them. That is what Sam's Club is for.
*Not to say that I won't cave in as the day goes on...
When we bought our 96 classic Jag-u-ar, we hit "unlock" on the key chain after leaving the restaurant. The alarm went off, the door would not unlock, and we had to call the dealer to come and get it to fix it. Very embarrassing. Time to disengage THAT sucker!!!!
I went to the grocery store and got 3 bottles of wine after work. (That's it--I was too lazy to go actual grocery shopping), and guess who was in line behind me? Yep, one of my co-workers from the job I JUST started. She stared at my purchase, smiled wide and said, "See you BRIGHT AND EARLY at 7:30am!"
Oh, and now i'm home and the wine isnt cold yet. Life is hard.
Charlie Brown (1994 bay TB X gelding)
White Star (2004 grey TB gelding)