[Alagirl]

Rules for Cats who have the run of the house

[oliverreed]

Very funy and yes, all my cats have read this and memorized it!

[Bluey]

Rules for Cats who have the run of the house

Is there such thing as a cat that DOESN'T has the run of the house?

[Alagirl]

Is there such thing as a cat that DOESN'T has the run of the house?

true

[jen-s]

LOVE it!!

[sk_pacer]

Mine have all read this, including the ones that are truly barn cats. Da Magpie got her name from Rule 5.2 a): Bright shiny things like keys, brooches or coins should be hidden so that the other cat(s) or humans can't play with them. They are generally good for playing hockey with on uncarpeted floors. Although she never plays with shiny objects, she hides them in a drawer that hasnt closed properly since around 1967.

All my cats save the two that don't come in are members of the Bed Hog Club - those of you who think one or two cats are a problem should try 70 odd pounds of asssorted cats fighting for prime real estate, which, on a cold winter night isn't too bad, but in summer, it's horrible. They have also learned how to pin me under the covers so moving anything is impossible and causing nightmares about being paralysed.

Best hunting story here is Louie Da Lip. With his deformity that is a direct result of road rash on his chin he could catch and kill mice but not eat them. He would hunt and bring his kills to me, and line them all up in a neat row in the FEL - not sure if he thought this up on his own or had seen me scoop up dead rodents into the bucket and tip them on the manure pile and leared to put thim in the FEL from watching.

[Bluey]

Our most memorable cat delivered present was when she came thru the dog door into the house dragging a thankfully headless rattler.
Of course, we didn't have time to notice the headless status of said snake, as seeing the rattlers was very unnerving and demanding of immediate battle readiness.

Cat loved all the sudden attention to her trophy and proud self.

[Alagirl]

Our most memorable cat delivered present was when she came thru the dog door into the house dragging a thankfully headless rattler.
Of course, we didn't have time to notice the headless status of said snake, as seeing the rattlers was very unnerving and demanding of immediate battle readiness.

Cat loved all the sudden attention to her trophy and proud self.

I guess it's the cat equivalent of bringing the biggest most fanciful wrapped box to a reception!

[SanJacMonument]

Very cute!

[tikihorse2]

I almost didn't laugh-- I was in awe of the sheer truth of this piece!