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  1. #601
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacup View Post
    yous all need to stop slandering me on this massage board.

    You know you want it!



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    HelP erVyboody! Maw 2.5 year Owld StalLyon iS a ChompiOon DresSsIge HoWrse thAt i Gowt Froms A niCe LadDy owT in thE cowNtRy. SHe breD Dis HowRs FroM her VeRyy own 28yeer olld MaybellLle. I thowt MaybelLe wazs a Cowz Whens i Frist Saw HeR, But thats not dee Piont. Dey pOint eEs... He Alwaysh trows me whEns i RoLLKurrr Heem. Now I Knoow Dish Ees deY RighT waY to RidE bECause The LaDDey i Gotsh heEm From tOld me shoW. And dEy lady KnOws everYThiang therE is to know AbOut riDdingg, Becaws shE sAys so owN her FaceBoooK pAgE. HEs so CutE With dEy Beeg Dip In Hes Back, And dey UpsiDe-DowN lOOokeeng Neck. Im Hinking aBOot BreeDing Heem Back TOoo heez MoMMy mAyBelLe becaws Hesz so Cyoot. Ish dis a good idEa? WAit, DonnT teLl me I Don WanntA HeEr uR FruiTBatTy OpinIoon.

    Oh, and Im GooIngG on A Longg CanoEinGg Trip So I WonnT Bea Abl tO See Heem FoR a Feww WeeKs. I Is Hinking ABooT Putting Heem in 2 acRe pastUre weeTh 7 MarEs that aRe in Heat rigNt nOw. I deed That oncE and All dey MaRes SomehOw got Preggo. But i KnoW Das NoT maI Stallyon Cuz He knoWs BeTtEr and Would neVer Ever BecOme a DaddY withOuat MaI PermiShiOnn.



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    Quote Originally Posted by skippy60 View Post
    HelP erVyboody! Maw 2.5 year Owld StalLyon iS a ChompiOon DresSsIge HoWrse thAt i Gowt Froms A niCe LadDy owT in thE cowNtRy. SHe breD Dis HowRs FroM her VeRyy own 28yeer olld MaybellLle. I thowt MaybelLe wazs a Cowz Whens i Frist Saw HeR, But thats not dee Piont. Dey pOint eEs... He Alwaysh trows me whEns i RoLLKurrr Heem. Now I Knoow Dish Ees deY RighT waY to RidE bECause The LaDDey i Gotsh heEm From tOld me shoW. And dEy lady KnOws everYThiang therE is to know AbOut riDdingg, Becaws shE sAys so owN her FaceBoooK pAgE. HEs so CutE With dEy Beeg Dip In Hes Back, And dey UpsiDe-DowN lOOokeeng Neck. Im Hinking aBOot BreeDing Heem Back TOoo heez MoMMy mAyBelLe becaws Hesz so Cyoot. Ish dis a good idEa? WAit, DonnT teLl me I Don WanntA HeEr uR FruiTBatTy OpinIoon.

    Oh, and Im GooIngG on A Longg CanoEinGg Trip So I WonnT Bea Abl tO See Heem FoR a Feww WeeKs. I Is Hinking ABooT Putting Heem in 2 acRe pastUre weeTh 7 MarEs that aRe in Heat rigNt nOw. I deed That oncE and All dey MaRes SomehOw got Preggo. But i KnoW Das NoT maI Stallyon Cuz He knoWs BeTtEr and Would neVer Ever BecOme a DaddY withOuat MaI PermiShiOnn.
    as long as 1 of the maers is his mother or full sister he won't breed with the otherss lol. it's indecent & hores are graceful nobel creatures.

    u can only bread him with his momma thru AI.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Alagirl View Post
    You know you want it!
    I am double posting because I am SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW.
    my neighbor's sister's friend's rooster killed my rooster. he was just over in their yard visiting because he loves them so much. that's y he jumps up and hugs their legs with his feet. i dont see why they can't keep such a dngerous animal penned up like a responsible person should.

    their groom also pooped in my manure pile. i can smell it on my dog's breath.



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    Quote Originally Posted by alterhorse View Post
    But they must provide you with something that makes you want to keep them....
    I believe the clinical term is batpoop crazy, with masochistic tendencies!

    My TB has been out of racing for 3 years now and did horribly at the track, but I think he only did badly cuz he didn't luv his previous owner and he'll do much better for me.

    Someone tell me everything I need to do to get him back on the track and make millions! I know he'll do it for me!

    No negative comments or reality checks allowed!
    The plural of anecdote is not data.



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    Quote Originally Posted by arabhorse2 View Post
    I believe the clinical term is batpoop crazy, with masochistic tendencies!

    My TB has been out of racing for 3 years now and did horribly at the track, but I think he only did badly cuz he didn't luv his previous owner and he'll do much better for me.

    Someone tell me everything I need to do to get him back on the track and make millions! I know he'll do it for me!

    No negative comments or reality checks allowed!
    NASCAR will love to have him!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacup View Post
    NASCAR will love to have him!

    I beg to differ! Formula one would make a star out of him.
    If i smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats.
    If I smell like shampoo, I gave my horse a bath.
    If I smell like manure, I tripped.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacup View Post
    as long as 1 of the maers is his mother or full sister he won't breed with the otherss lol. it's indecent & hores are graceful nobel creatures.

    u can only bread him with his momma thru AI.
    It doNt MattEr BeCaWs I TowlD Heem Nowt too. HEs gOnNa WaIt Til He FiNds DeY rIgHt Maer. BeCawS i TowLd Heem Show AnD hEs NowT GoNna Do anYtHiNg I dOnt WanT BecAuSe He LOFFS me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by skippy60 View Post
    It doNt MattEr BeCaWs I TowlD Heem Nowt too. HEs gOnNa WaIt Til He FiNds DeY rIgHt Maer. BeCawS i TowLd Heem Show AnD hEs NowT GoNna Do anYtHiNg I dOnt WanT BecAuSe He LOFFS me.
    I wouldn't be so sure about that. I once had a horse just like yours. I thought he would do whatever I wanted him to and nothing I didn't want him to because I though he loved me. He didn't love me. When he left me he cited irreconcilable differences as the reason. I guess you don't always know them as well as you think you do.
    If i smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats.
    If I smell like shampoo, I gave my horse a bath.
    If I smell like manure, I tripped.



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    bump

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    why do you all blindfold your horses?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacup View Post
    why do you all blindfold your horses?
    I do it to keep her on her toes.
    If i smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats.
    If I smell like shampoo, I gave my horse a bath.
    If I smell like manure, I tripped.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DottieHQ View Post
    I do it to keep her on her toes.
    nvm.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacup View Post
    why do you all blindfold your horses?
    Ya! My neighbor puts blindfolds on all her horses and I always wonder why--and they also gots blankets and leg-warmers on in the summertime, too! Major cruelty! I have called the ASPCA multiple times and they don't do a damn thing!



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    Quote Originally Posted by DottieHQ View Post
    I wouldn't be so sure about that. I once had a horse just like yours. I thought he would do whatever I wanted him to and nothing I didn't want him to because I though he loved me. He didn't love me. When he left me he cited irreconcilable differences as the reason. I guess you don't always know them as well as you think you do.
    WUT? U mean when mah horse gets all excited to see me, he's just pretending to love me so I'll give him some carrots?
    I don't think I'll ever trust another horse who appears to be loving again *enter epic theme song from some sad movie for dramatic effect*
    Yes, I smell like a horse. No, I don't consider that to be a problem.

    Quote Originally Posted by DottieHQ View Post
    You're just jealous because you lack my extensive koalafications.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Niennor View Post
    WUT? U mean when mah horse gets all excited to see me, he's just pretending to love me so I'll give him some carrots?
    I don't think I'll ever trust another horse who appears to be loving again *enter epic theme song from some sad movie for dramatic effect*
    How can I take you seriously if you can't even remember to add the "*theatric wind blowing through my perfectly styled hair and not messing it up*"

    And yes, I do mean that he only pretends to love you for food.
    If i smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats.
    If I smell like shampoo, I gave my horse a bath.
    If I smell like manure, I tripped.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DottieHQ View Post
    How can I take you seriously if you can't even remember to add the "*theatric wind blowing through my perfectly styled hair and not messing it up*"

    And yes, I do mean that he only pretends to love you for food.
    LIES! ALL LIES!!! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? Butbutbut surely youre wrong...



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    Quote Originally Posted by skippy60 View Post
    LIES! ALL LIES!!! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? Butbutbut surely youre wrong...
    You callin' me a liar? 'Cause you sure ain't callin' me a truther...

    These are not lies. I speak the truth when it comes to so-called horsey love. I have a certificate from the WTF school of equine relations and affairs. I'm legit.

    Really.

    I am.
    If i smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats.
    If I smell like shampoo, I gave my horse a bath.
    If I smell like manure, I tripped.



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    I have spent the last 5 hours researching you on the internet.

    You are a liar.

    If anyone wants the details PM me.
    Barn rat for life

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    Quote Originally Posted by wcporter View Post
    I have spent the last 5 hours researching you on the internet.

    You are a liar.

    If anyone wants the details PM me.
    You're just jealous because you lack my extensive koalafications.

    http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/up...afications.jpg
    If i smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats.
    If I smell like shampoo, I gave my horse a bath.
    If I smell like manure, I tripped.



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