I can't watch CSI Miami...it's too much of a strain on my eye-rolling muscles.
I adored David Caruso way back on NYPD Blue. But his over-the-top method acting on Miami is atrocious! That and the fashion-forward but totally innappropriate for Miami weather outfits on the cast and the Humvees and their Justice League/Bruce Wayne office. And Horatio's shades:
Which one is Ted Danson on now? I used to watch CSI the original way back, but don't watch any of them anymore. NY has Eggar on it, right? (the guy who was the Bug on MIB? Or Thor in Adventures in Babysitting?) His character is over the top too...didn;t matter what oddball subject came up, he knew everything about it. Reading sanskrit? No problem. The life cycle length of the mid-atlantic sea sponge...knew it! The location of the lost ark...etc. I like Grissom on the first one...he was somewhat realistic.
You jump in the saddle,
Hold onto the bridle!
Jump in the line!