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    Talking What's your #1 First World Problem?

    This is meant to be a fun, humorous thread, so have at it!

    For those unfamiliar with First World Problems, here's the original video:
    http://youtu.be/D2p5svFJ9cQ
    "When life gives you scurvy, make lemonade."



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    Cool

    I can't read my Kindle Fire outside wearing my Polarized sunglasses



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    All I have in the house for dessert is black raspberry ice cream.
    I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. ~ Dave Barry



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    Why does my new Samsung Galaxy S3 phone have such ridiculous pre-installed ringtones? I have to go download my own now. WTF?!
    Proud member of the Colbert Dressage Nation



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    Global warming. Yes, that IS funny to me!
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    My show dog is lame today. Can I get him an emergency chiropractor appointment tomorrow and still show on Friday, or should I pull him and lose my entry fees? Or will I go to the chiro and still have to pull him?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet View Post
    Global warming. Yes, that IS funny to me!
    Do you understand the title of this thread?
    I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. ~ Dave Barry



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    My iPhone doesn't charge when my car is off.
    **Friend of bar.ka**

    Fils Du Reverdy (Revy)- 1993 Selle Francais Gelding
    My equine soulmate



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    Quote Originally Posted by Guin View Post
    Do you understand the title of this thread?
    No.

    Second biggest problem: my organic greens wilt if I don't eat them within a few days. What's up with that?
    Proud member of the Colbert Dressage Nation



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    Quote Originally Posted by dani0303 View Post
    My iPhone doesn't charge when my car is off.
    I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. ~ Dave Barry



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    Now that is funny. And sad.

    I cannot figure out what to wear to my fancy San Francisco office where I get paid too much to do a job that is relatively easy. I need some perspective today.



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    Current problem: I think the grocery store is closed, and I NEED red and blue M&Ms.

    Long-Term problem: I really can't decide which pair of sunglasses I want from Maui Jim's.



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    Third big problem, I am short on water bottles if the hay unloading crew makes it.

    Never mind that there is a hydrant right by the hay barn door.



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    I just got the $400 bill in the mail from the vet for my expensive luxury animal's (4yo TB mare) puncture wound, which meant that while my friends were buying cute shoes on our shopping trip, I had to abstain.



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    Quote Originally Posted by GoForAGallop View Post
    I just got the $400 bill in the mail from the vet for my expensive luxury animal's (4yo TB mare) puncture wound, which meant that while my friends were buying cute shoes on our shopping trip, I had to abstain.
    That's terrible! I'm so sorry. The current fashions are so cute, I'm loving the gladiators and the wedges. I'm sorry you missed out. Shame.
    Proud member of the Colbert Dressage Nation



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    Having to walk out my door and across the driveway in 94 degree heat to go feed 2 ponies, 2 beef calves, 30+ egg hens, 4 cats, 10 meat chickens, and 22 month old turkeys.

    Also, that VUDU only has an "own" option on Viggo Mortensen's "The Road". I really want to see that but am not "owning" it.

    Enjoyed my day off (rode, napped, grilled, saw Brave)... now I have to go to work tomorrow.
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    "Get up... Get out... Get Drunk. Repeat as needed." -- Spike



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    Quote Originally Posted by Guin View Post
    Do you understand the title of this thread?
    Oh, get over it already. You missed the humor.
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet View Post
    Oh, get over it already. You missed the humor.
    Oh velvet, so did you. Do you have something humorous to contribute to this thread?
    Proud member of the Colbert Dressage Nation



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    I have to go to the 2nd-biggest mall in the US (I think? Anyway, it's gigantic) tomorrow and hunt down an interview suit for the summer as my go-to suit is not meant to be worn anytime it's over 80 degrees!



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    They haven't invented a good enough cruise control/auto pilot system for my SUV, so I can't text while driving.
    It's 2015. Do you know where your old horse is?



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