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  1. #61
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    Please e-mail me with an address to ship them to. Would you prefer to receive them live or freshly killed and chilled? I have two kittens who would love to partake in the feast as well; could you make some morsels combining flesh and pizza crust (which just so happens to be their favorite food!)? Must have a balanced diet of protein and carbs...

    Sheesh, in my prior post I was in such a rage I wrote "you're" instead or "your". Oh, I can hear Ross Gellar chastizing me now...

    No one can teach riding so well as a horse.
    -C.S. Lewis



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    Pappa Jonmark's take and bake human quizine.

    All the benifits of Fast Foot Canabalism, fresh from your oven.

    I like the ring of that.


    "Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf"
    Blood Hound Gang
    \"The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!\"



  3. #63
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    Will you be offering Soilant Green at Papa Jonmark's? It's made out of people, I tell you, PEOPLE!

    No one can teach riding so well as a horse.
    -C.S. Lewis



  4. #64
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    We have already progressed to Soilent Blue. It tastes just like siolant green, but with half the fat.


    "Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf"
    Blood Hound Gang
    \"The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!\"



  5. #65
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    I was gonna say somthing about soylent yellow..but thought that was just tooooooo disgusting for way to many reasons...


    JPC [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

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  6. #66
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    Um, sidadressage, can you tell me something about our barn and the link?

    Why does the horse pictured have you in a top hat and the horse in a full bridle when it says he's only competing First Level and working on Second??

    Just curious.

    It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    Blue is my favorite color... Does it come in a shade of light periwinkle, perchance?

    No one can teach riding so well as a horse.
    -C.S. Lewis



  8. #68
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    For you, any shade you want... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

    So what is Dressage? You arent like those people who put sweaters on dogs, except with horses are you?


    "Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf"
    Blood Hound Gang
    \"The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!\"



  9. #69
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    You all should appreciate this:

    Chow Mein


    "Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf"
    Blood Hound Gang
    \"The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!\"



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    Aw, you're so sweet... Light periwinkle it is!

    Shoot, I have hairballs on my fork and I'm not even eating Chinese... Oh, the life of an animal owner! I'm guessing that link is even funnier if you have sound, and don't have to sing the tune to "The cat's in the cradle" in your head.

    No one can teach riding so well as a horse.
    -C.S. Lewis



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    Ok infopop god, what's up with my message being bastardized and re-posted, and not able to be deleted?

    Hmm, well, maybe it's just me.

    Anyway, to get the answer as to what Dressage is, you must post on a Sunday and draw out a little troll we call slc. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] She will have all the answers.



  12. #72
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    That is the very problem that brought me to these hollowed grounds.

    The short of it is that it is complicated, and OpenTopic code is vaste and deeply frightening.


    "Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf"
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    \"The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!\"



  13. #73
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    This is too much!! Only on the dressage board!!

    I did have a friend ask me once "now why would a horse wear a jacket?" (He was flipping through my Dovers catalog)

    If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'- A Cowboy's Guide to Life
    The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. Oscar Wilde



  14. #74
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    Well I will be back tomorrow. Yes, that is a threat my baby eating friends.

    Got to head out for a Flogging Molly's concert.


    Ohhh yeah.


    "Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf"
    Blood Hound Gang
    \"The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!\"



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    And I'm using that term veeeerrry loosely, so as to include you all...

    katoth is an educated computer programmer person, which means, probably under the age of consent.

    Perhaps we should put on our evening tiaras, and go out to see the movie "Tadpole".

    Have the groom buy you a bucket of popcorn.



  16. #76
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    as I am today. True gourmets, every one! Katoth, I predict that your business will boom.

    As for me, lightly braised, with a coating of mustard and brown sugar please.

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    Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.
    Aristotle
    Originally Posted by Alagirl
    We just love to shame poor people...when in reality, we are all just peasants.



  17. #77
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    he pssst, (whispering) wasn't there a recent research showing computer programmers have the worst and the least sex..........


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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by katoth:
    I feel decidedly Dirty from the leering, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You can't blame moi. My posts are strictly insults and innuendo, but definitely not leering.
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  19. #79
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    and this is horse related... how?

    Just a thought...
    KT
    "For God hates utterly
    The bray of bragging tongues."
    Sophocles, Antigone Spoken by the Leader of the Chorus of Theban Elders



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    KT, Jonmark/katoth is an Infopop employee who's trying to figure out why the forums aren't allowing users to edit or delete messages. He's just having a little fun while he's at it. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]



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