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  1. #41
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    OMG, it's only Thursday??? Is that true?

    Maria, trust me. I've got the Bless Your Heart down like nobody's business. My only problem is learning to talk slowly enough.
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    My, my...I go into a meeting for an hour or so and look at all the fun I've missed! Isn't it awful that we have to work when we're at work? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    "I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself." D.H. Lawrence



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    I feel dead baby jokes will shortly be back in vogue. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] (Where's that spewing emoticon???)

    Oh, and, "Hi!"

    It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] you'he been warned I bite right!?!?
    *GRrrrrr* Woof!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Velvet:
    I feel dead baby jokes will shortly be back in vogue. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] (Where's that spewing emoticon???)

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yea, let's not do those tasteless dead baby jokes. I much prefer the tasteless dead DQ jokes. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sidadressage:
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] you'he been warned I bite right!?!?
    *GRrrrrr* Woof!
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    Actually it wasnt the biting I was warned about, its the rabies that seemed most pressing.
    \"The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!\"



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sister:
    Please. Being a foreigner doesn't mean your ways of expressing yourself are "interesting". European mystique my arse! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Think George Foreman makes a toddler/small child sized grill? That would be nice to have around at the barn. Way too many unattended children at the barn...

    Could I please order a schoolbus of children for our upcoming hunter pace? These hunting people have voracious appetites!

    _No one can teach riding so well as a horse._

    -C.S. Lewis<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LOL.... I could just hear it now..."new from spishak...The george forman Baby grill...No it really grills babies. Here we're going to put this lovely toddler on..." whell you get the rest. I think I'tll be our number one Christmast boutique gift Item. JPC

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    Ohh, and human veil is a topic that should always be discussed. Its timeless. Ever read "a modest proposal"?
    \"The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!\"



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by katoth:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sidadressage:
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] you'he been warned I bite right!?!?
    *GRrrrrr* Woof!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Actually it wasnt the biting I was warned about, its the rabies that seemed most pressing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] Hey I had all my shots... Alright I bit the vet. But, I once sat on a needle that had Tetnus toxiod vaccine on it once does that count
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by katoth:
    Here is my question, and it should be next to impossible unless Erin tells you. Though a clever person could figure it out.

    Why did I come to this forum?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    For the jokes and tastless comments right???? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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    Actually, she was paid vast sums of money. And to think that the rest of us come here gratis...

    ...hm?
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    I read a Modest Proposal in a Connemara coffeeshop. The shop owner, a dear man thrilled that I was reading an Irish author, talked to me at length about his inmate years in the local insane asylum. I kept hoping he hadn't taken Swift literally.

    "If you ain't got it in ya, you can't blow it out." Pops



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    I think I know the man, he orders 2 schools from me a month. an extra shipment on good friday (Hey if we are being tasteless I am not holding any cards back [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] )
    \"The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!\"



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    You mean then...that wasn't a ham sandwich he offered me?!

    "If you ain't got it in ya, you can't blow it out." Pops



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by suzy:
    Actually, she was paid vast sums of money. And to think that the rest of us come here gratis...

    ...hm?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Suzy, I think you missed one of katoth's posts... like the one he signed Jonmark? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Snort, cackle.



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Erin:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by suzy:
    Actually, she was paid vast sums of money. And to think that the rest of us come here gratis...

    ...hm?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Suzy, I think you missed one of katoth's posts... like the one he signed Jonmark? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Snort, cackle.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    OOH OOH It's a guy! Since you guys won't let me have Hans, Can I harrass him!? (Over the comupter) Ya know Leer and stuff. There's no law about leering Right? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    I'm about ready to eat an entire elementary school district, as my anger has been piqued by a fellow boarder at my barn. Seems she's ticked at me for feeding her horse a flake of hay at 9pm last night when he was eating the wood in his stall out of hunger. Fine. See if I lend you any more saddles or let you borrow my horse for a trail ride. What's that? You're 4-Hers are missing? No, of course I haven't seen those children...

    Woebetide thee who cross Sister!

    No one can teach riding so well as a horse.
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    Hrmph. Now what kind of a name is JONMARK, I ask you??? That's bound to make a person feel gender challenged. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    No wonder he has such a talent for volleying with DQs. Of course, that's not necessarily a thing to be proud of. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]
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    I feel decidedly Dirty from the leering, and if I actually had a shred of self esteem I might actually feel offended...

    So Sister, you say you have 4 children you need to offload. I might be able to find a home for them (home = Slowly churning on a spit, with a little honey and KC Masterpeice glaze).
    \"The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!\"



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    YEAH TEAM!!!

    Sorry: still Reeling with teamly goodness!!!
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