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    Another home run for DMK! Loved it.....



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    I LOVE that song & your version is priceless!

    Sarah * AKA "Regal's Person"
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    what doesn't kill you makes you stronger -
    unless it breaks your heart first



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    I'm so touched by all of your compliments, and upon accepting this award, I would like to thank all the little people who made it possible... whoever you are... I'm sure you know who you are and will just pat yourself on the back... Now where is my award? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]


    (the original thread is on pg. 2 - as I type, anyway [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]- by Moesha)
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    A lyrical genious among us! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
    "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry



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    DMK, you taking requests? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Can you re-write "Anticipation"?



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    You know Heidi - I think that idea may have merit - loved your (?) line about anticipation is making me chip on the other thread.

    Now I guess we will have to see how cooperative a certain mp3 trading software program is so I can get the song and lyrics.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    Hehehe.

    Here ya go:

    http://www.carlyfan.com/albums/anticipation.shtml

    Looking forward to the next masterpiece DMK! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



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    Son of a .....

    You know, this will be a LOT easier than listening to the song 768 times in a row...
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    We can never know about fences to come
    But we pray they're not too gory
    And I wonder if I'm ready for three-six
    Or just chasing after three foot glory.

    Anticipation, Anticipation
    Is making me chip
    It's keeping me waiting...

    And I tell you how easy it is to school with you
    And how right your screaming feels to me.
    But I rehearsed that chip just late last night
    When I was thinking about how tight this fence might be.

    Anticipation, Anticipation
    Is making me long
    It's keeping me running...

    And tomorrow we might not train together
    I'm no trainer, I don't know horses' ways
    So I'll try to find eight fences here and now
    And stay forward, 'cause these are the horse show days.


    (uh oh... that was dangerously easy)
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    Can anyone resurrect the old Janis Joplin "Lord Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz" thread??
    ___________________________
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    Lord
    Won't you buy me
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    and now I can praise you for BOTH of your ditties at once!

    True talent is so very hard to contain, isn't it??

    Laurie
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    No no, VT... the rules are that if you START it, you must finish it...

    Why thank you Laurie... you noticed that, eh? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    My friends all ride warmbloods, I must make amends...



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    very good!! And true, too!

    Laurie
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    DMK..lovely song [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
    ~EM



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    Sung to the tune of Paul Simon's I Am A Rock

    I Am A Jumper

    A winter's day
    In a bright and warm In-di-o
    I am alone
    Gazing from my window
    in my stall I paw
    on a freshly mucked out silent bed of straw

    I am a horse
    I am a jumper

    I've jumped walls
    And oxers high and mighty
    That none may ever rate
    I have no need of dressage
    Dressage causes pain
    It's passage and it's piaffe I disdain

    I am a horse
    I am a jumper

    Don't talk of faults
    Well I've heard the word before
    It's sleeping in my memory
    I won't disturb the slumber
    Of bad rounds gone before
    If I hadn't rushed I'd never have heard "four"

    I am a horse
    I am a jumper

    I have my boots
    And my breast plate to protect me
    I am shielded in my Eskadrons
    While I'm in the ring
    I never hit a thing
    I touch no rail and no rail touches me

    I am a horse
    I am a jumper

    And this horse wants her treats
    And a jumper needs to jump

    [This message was edited by Portia on Mar. 16, 2001 at 04:28 PM.]
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    That's great! (it's sort of like a disease, this song-rewriting thing, isn't it?)
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    My gawd, you two are so talented...any duets in your future



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    Thanks, Off course. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] Yep, DMK, it does get catching. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    Next up, a little something from the Beach Boys....
    "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry



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