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  1. #1
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    it's friday, i want a haiku war.



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    it's friday, i want a haiku war.



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    Our dearest Louise
    Please Please hit slc NOW
    She asked for it

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



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    oh the pain

    ducks cry

    that's haiku?

    i think not



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    It's 5-7-5, n'est-ce pas?

    Enter sitting trot
    At X salute buck rear fart
    As spectators laugh

    Horse related!



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    Girl and horse in synch
    Dressage fluid and graceful
    Well maybe next year



  7. #7
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    You just need one more seven sylable line. And perhaps a small edit.

    "Oh the pain!" ducks cry.
    Skillet used for flying change.
    That's dressage? 'Fraid not.



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    Bend Straighten and go
    Extention across is sweet
    Lose grip bang crotch not



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    Lovely horse light aids
    Collect extend so easy
    Until I wake up



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    Skillet used for ducks
    Fricasseed, fried, a l'orange
    Finger lickin good

    Muhahahahaha
    Charter member of the I-Refuse-to-Relinquish-My-Whip Clique



  11. #11
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    Old horse pricks his ears
    Almost hears the roar of crowd
    Lowers head, grass calls

    ---------------------------
    "We are what we repeatedly do.
    Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.
    Aristotle
    Originally Posted by Alagirl
    We just love to shame poor people...when in reality, we are all just peasants.



  12. #12
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    Velvet is the best
    But Suzy thinks she's better
    I'd better stop now

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    ~AJ~
    "Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.
    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
    ? Albert Einstein

    ~AJ~



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    Big lovely T.B.
    Who taught you these fancy moves
    Spook spin hop hop fall


    Trainer's on her way
    Where is my stupid checkbook
    Will she take plastic?

    43% of all statistics are useless.
    "Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future!" - Niels Bohr



  14. #14
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    My majestic horse
    Soft liquid brown eyes so wise
    My soulmate and friend



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    Ooh a pirouette!
    Or is sweaty itchy horse
    Getting down to roll?

    43% of all statistics are useless.
    "Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future!" - Niels Bohr



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EventerAJ:
    Velvet is the best
    But Suzy thinks she's better
    I'd better stop now

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    frying pan unused
    time for some exercise now
    thwack EAJ flatten head



    Slc cannot
    Write a haiku too few words
    Finally thwarted
    Charter member of the I-Refuse-to-Relinquish-My-Whip Clique



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    Ow! AJ's head hurts! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]
    Runs back to Eventing Board
    To hide from DQs [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

    Where is RileyT
    Or Velvet when you need them?
    Help! Help! says AJ

    ~AJ~
    "Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.
    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
    ? Albert Einstein

    ~AJ~



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    People ask advise
    Given willingly and free
    Panties in a wad



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    Maria goes home
    More glue-ons for Marcello
    Checkbook says owie



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    Maria's "from" line
    Always thought but never spoke
    Funny Cajun swears.

    43% of all statistics are useless.
    "Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future!" - Niels Bohr



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