Trolls can't partake in the drink. It's like feeding mogwai after midnight. It's just not done.
I juuuuust about spit out my drink...
Originally Posted by cnvh
So let me see if I have this straight:
OP falls in love with colt, who seems to have a majickal connection with her and grandson (lets grandson hug his byootiful face but kicks the Old Witchy Woman when she comes into the stall).
OP does months and months' worth of barn work in exchange for said colt. Meanwhile, OP has blood drawn and registers colt as hers, pays for a vet bill and maybe a farrier bill here and there. Majickal connection strengthens and colt begins to fart the occasional rainbow and butterfly.
OWW (probably getting wise to the fruitloopiness) tells OP she's no longer being given the colt. OWW has colt moved from the premises.
OP starts up a crusade to get the colt back, tries to file reports with every agency under the sun, but no one, not a single person in authority, will pursue OP's case.
OP comes on here for advice. CotH radar goes on alert. OP digs self a deeper and deeper hole with her fruitloopitude.
OP threatens OWW in a public forum. Then takes it back. Repeats a couple times.
OP claims OWW drops dead of a heart attack. OWW soon majickally rises from the grave. Cause of resurrection unknown.
Is this basically it thus far?
See bolded section for my new favorite saying. Thank you for summing up this trainwreck!
Originally Posted by Crooked Horse
I just wanted to hurry up and say what fun this thread has been before it gets locked...which will probably be any minute now.
Same...I actually read through the entire thing, cackling. I kinda felt like a witchy woman too!!
And I'll accept some M&M's, whoever was passing them out!
I got nuthin fur ya. Just want to thank you all for the free entertainment. Not REALLY free considering how much this iPad cost. Should I take the OP to small claims court to be reimbursed for the purchase price? I bought it specifically to read this thread. YOU believe me, don't you
"Everyone will start to cheer, when you put on your sailin shoes"-Lowell George
Did I miss something here? I read the posts and don't understand why you all have posted the name,address and phone number of the lady you all feel is the victim here.
Is that allowed on here? Even if the story the OP presented is true are you allowed to post personal info?
I believe it is allowed as the person is a public/business entity. As a breeder/boarding stable, her contact information has been made public by her. No one here (save for the OP) has made any specific allegations against her and in fact, due to the OP's conduct here, we are concerned for her well being. I for one hope she's well.