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  1. #61
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    Sep. 27, 2000
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    Cool (17 y.o. TB gelding)
    "Got carrots?"
    "I see dead people."
    "Caution. Quick with head."
    "Typical arrogant good looking male."

    Star ( 3 y.o. TB/Hann cross)
    "Caution. Turns to right often go left instead."
    "Shoes. I don't need no stinking shoes."
    The Evil Chem Prof



  2. #62
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    Here are some for my horse, Bruce:

    Attention: Potential Projectile On Board

    I Put on Airs -- Above Ground

    I jump fences only I can see

    Stupid humans, they tell you to run fast, then they put things in your way!

    To err is human. To buck is equine.

    (LOL! I could go on for hours!)

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    Act Silly! Sing Loud! Create!
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    Act Silly! Sing Loud! Create!
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  3. #63
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    Several come to mind for Will:

    " Huh? Are you talking to ME?"

    "Bite Me"

    "You want me to do what?"

    "I AM Moving"

    I am so tired of sewing up blankets-I do think he has a bite me bumper sticker on his ass, written in equine only visible ink-Why Me? I HATE to sew!

    What a funny topic Robby! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    Ellipses users clique ...
    TGFPT,HYOOTGP



  4. #64
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    Knoxville, TN USA
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    For my 20yr old Arab Gelding Smoke:

    The more you know, the faster I go

    For my 13 yr old TB Mare Knowonder:

    Soundness is a state of mind

    Proud Member of Wood Hill Farm who's motto is "I'm not going sober!"
    Proud Member of Wood Hill Farm who's motto is "I'm not going sober!"



  5. #65
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    Just TRY to guess what mood I'm in today.

    Or

    If I want to.

    Or

    I'd rather be eating.



  6. #66
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    DUMB-A$$ ON BOARD

    And right below that one:

    Anything you can do, I can do better!

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
    sara

    No seatbelts, no padding, no rollbars--and your airbag's got ears. Get on and stay on.



  7. #67
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    Don't Hate Me Beacuse I'm Beautiful

    Come and visit the horses at: http://www.angelfire.com/ca2/CrossCreek



  8. #68
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    For Scotty, the consummate chestnut mare:
    "She Who Must Be Obeyed"

    For Annabelle, my cute little ass:
    "I'm Just Differently Eared"



  9. #69
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    Fannie's would have been "I'd prefer not to." (Did anyone but me read Melville's "Bartelby the Scriviner"?)

    Shirley's was her show name: "Slowly but Shirley. Not!" Or, "How high?!" --Jess



  10. #70
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    Dragoon-

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Of course I'm bored, I did it right the first time. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    That is beautiful!

    Rebecca
    http://www.bluffparkfarm.com
    http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/smited/index.html

    Unfortunate Member of the Stall-Rested Thoroughbred Clique

    "Mama says,'Don't use a toaster while standing in the shower.'"
    Seig Heil Polo Shirt!



  11. #71
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    originally posted by bgoosewood:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>HONK...if you wanna see me spook!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] That is a good one! My TB Sunny could use that one. Another one for him would be: "Perpetual good boy"

    Here's one for my donkey Eli: "Donkeys do what is best for the donkey (NOT what is best for the human!)"

    If you lend someone $20 and you never see them again, it was probably worth it.
    \"So shines a good deed in a weary world\" - Willy Wonka



  12. #72
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    geez... that's actually pretty accurate in America today. I know waaaaay too many (heck, ONE is too many) people who have easy jobs and do nothing all day... Rush Limbaugh once said, "just show up on time and you're ahead of half the other people." I have to amend that to, "Show up on time and look busy and you'll keep your job forever..." (unless you're in middle management in a tech job, in which case you'll be downsized at least 10 times before your job has some security to it...)

    "It's not getting what you want; it's wanting what you've got..." -Sheryl Crow, Soak Up the Sun

    www.geocities.com/winglet18
    Driven insane in the carpool lane...



  13. #73
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    Say No To Sheeth Cleaning [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

    **~~Andrea,and In Your Dreams~~**
    Follow Your Dreams...
    Except the one where your in school in your underwear.

    "Horse Sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." - W.C Feilds

    "Why does it take a lifetime to learn to live a lifetime?"

    Opinions are like buttholes, we all have one and they all stink.

    Proud Member Of The Abercrombie and Fitch Clique, aka the IGETCRABBY and B*tch Clique.

    Also A Follower Of:
    The Baby Greenie Support Group!
    Drea



  14. #74
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    My horse would have a few.....

    "CAUTION: May spook and bolt at the slightest provocation!"

    "CAUTION: Hand grenade waiting to explode!"

    "I belong to the Injury of the Month Club."



  15. #75
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    kipper's 'beauty's only skin deep'
    http://www.eponashoe.com/
    TQ(Trail Queen) \"Learn How to Ride or Move Over!!\" Clique



  16. #76
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ABrokenPirate:
    Dragoon-

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Of course I'm bored, I did it right the first time. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    That is beautiful!


    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Why thank ya! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] That's my mare for you [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] ...She'd save my butt so many times....lol [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] .

    Damn the torpedoes...Full speed ahead!!
    \"Horses change lives. They give our young people confidence and self esteem, they provide peace and tranquility to troubled souls, they give us hope.\"
    - T. Robinson



  17. #77
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    ...for my horse Bruce:

    This End Up

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