The Chronicle of the Horse
MagazineNewsHorse SportsHorse CareCOTH StoreVoicesThe Chronicle UntackedDirectoriesMarketplaceDates & Results
 
Page 3 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Results 41 to 60 of 77
  1. #41
    Join Date
    Jul. 16, 1999
    Location
    Saugatuck, MI
    Posts
    2,514

    Default

    "Besa mi fundillo" - Spanish for Kiss My.....

    Yes, Tot is bilingual. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    .:Erin B #2:.
    ********************
    There comes a time when people seperate and you just have to keep your head up and move on. That time is now.
    -Erin B-
    ********************
    \"I am fairly agile, I can bend and not break. Or I can break and take it with a smile. I am so resilient. I recover quickly. I\'ll convince you soon that I am fine.\" (\'Bend and Not Break\', DC)



  2. #42
    Join Date
    Feb. 27, 2002
    Location
    Virginia
    Posts
    511

    Default

    Oh, this is funny!

    My mare, "The closer you get, the slower I go"

    or "If you don't like the way I drive get off the sidewalk!" (yea, that's a real one, but it fits!)

    The 2 yr old, "Donkeys sux"

    The donkey, "Because I AM smarter, stupid!!!"
    ____________________________
    “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
    Dave Barry



  3. #43
    Join Date
    Jul. 9, 2000
    Location
    Tel Aviv, Israel
    Posts
    286

    Default

    Love this thread; where can I order a dozen "If you're close enough to read this you're about to get kicked in the face" stickers? Anyway, my dear old Amanda's sticker would have to be:

    "Because I'm the MARE, that's why!"

    ---s.
    Under carefully controlled conditions of breeding, training, and care, a horse will do whatever it damn well pleases.



  4. #44
    Join Date
    Aug. 14, 2000
    Location
    Rochester,NY,USA
    Posts
    7,862

    Default

    The first would probably be:

    "Work facinates me. I can stand and watch it for hours!"

    And another one could be:

    "They don't call me Dennis the Menace for nothing."

    Had a palamino draft cross that would have had one: "I beat up your honor student."

    Not too sure yet what T-Bay's might be. He's got a pretty good work ethic even tho sometimes you have to remind him he really does have to do it.
    Possibly something like:

    "Whap! OK, OK, I get the picture!"

    msj


    You know you're a horse person when...you can find your boots by smell.
    Sue
    Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you!



  5. #45
    Join Date
    Jan. 1, 2001
    Location
    High in the mountains of Southwest Virginia
    Posts
    1,874

    Default

    Woody (produces more gas than any horse I've ever owned) - "Warning: No Open Flames."

    Oliver (chestnut gelding with lots of chrome) - "I shoulda been a mare."

    Dolly (if she were human, she would be a southern socialite) - "Dahlin, can we talk?"

    Gus (most pathetic tail ever seen on a horse) - "Follicle Challenged"

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Whoops, there goes another rubber tree plant!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    If the Number 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still number 2?



  6. #46
    Join Date
    Oct. 20, 1999
    Location
    Virginia
    Posts
    14,658

    Default

    Wings - "I have Four Leg Drive"

    Maddie - "It's All About ME!"

    Pockets - "No Such Thing As Too Cute"

    "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." Margaret Mead
    "If you would have only one day to live, you should spend at least half of it in the saddle."



  7. #47
    Join Date
    Aug. 19, 2001
    Location
    Rixeyville/Culpeper, VA
    Posts
    3,448

    Default

    "Sully", my TB/RPSI mare: "It's GOOD to be the QUEEN!"

    "Minky", Sully's TB/Oldenburg daughter: "It's GOOD to be the PRINCESS!"

    "Sunny", my rescued palomino Quarter Horse: "Every day is a clean slate."

    "JJ", another TB mare: "Who am I? Where am I? What am I?"

    "Ignatz, aka The Little Prince", JJ's TB/Connemara yearling colt: "It's GOOD to be the PRINCE!"

    "The Little Duke", JJ's TB/Connemara 4-month colt: "It's not trouble until I'm in the middle of it."

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

    My body is a temple - unfortunately, it's a "fixer- upper".



  8. #48
    Join Date
    Sep. 24, 2001
    Location
    Lexington, Kentucky
    Posts
    7,471

    Default

    And I can't think of a thing for my guy. Give me time, though...
    "My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." ~ Jack Layton



  9. #49
    Join Date
    Nov. 22, 2000
    Location
    Louisiana
    Posts
    277

    Default

    For Keeper: Compost Happens!



  10. #50
    Join Date
    Apr. 26, 2001
    Location
    New Hampshire, USA
    Posts
    1,885

    Default

    Spencer, my Hanoverian:
    - I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
    - This is NOT an equitation horse.
    - So many women....so few who can afford me.
    - Carrots...they're not just for treats anymore.
    - Hard work as a future payoff...Laziness pays off now.
    - Life's too short to do dressage.
    - Gravity, it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
    - I can't jump today...the voices told me to stay home and clean my food dish.
    - Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
    - I break for No Apparent Reason.
    AND: Caution...wide right and left turns.

    Lulu, my Oldenburg hunter/eq pretty girl:
    - Being a Princess is a full time job.
    - Don't treat me any differently than you would treat a Queen.
    - Nobody's perfect. Therefore I am Nobody.


    Triple, my TB saint:
    - Of course I'm bored, I did it right the first time.
    - My TB butt can kick your WB butt.
    - Proud packer of an Honors student.


    I love this thread! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Damn the torpedoes...Full speed ahead!!
    \"Horses change lives. They give our young people confidence and self esteem, they provide peace and tranquility to troubled souls, they give us hope.\"
    - T. Robinson



  11. #51
    Join Date
    Dec. 14, 1999
    Posts
    28

    Default

    this is too much fun!! ours would be

    "Greys, the blondes of the horseworld".



  12. #52
    Join Date
    Oct. 5, 2000
    Location
    school
    Posts
    5,995

    Default

    Liz's must be.....

    dran kittenhard to type with kitten pullingo n hoodie strings
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] Big Things Ahead!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]



  13. #53
    Join Date
    Dec. 7, 2001
    Location
    Cullowhere?, NC
    Posts
    8,692

    Default

    "If you don't want it to be eaten, don't wear it to the barn"
    "One person's cowboy is another person's blooming idiot" -- katarine

    Spay and neuter. Please.



  14. #54
    Join Date
    Jul. 1, 1999
    Location
    WV
    Posts
    2,076

    Default

    Paddy's would be:

    If you can read this you are too close, or I am too big.

    I brake for food.
    One thing you can give and still keep is your word.



  15. #55
    Join Date
    Apr. 26, 2002
    Location
    U~S~A
    Posts
    733

    Default

    Stormy's would be:
    Get out of my way!!!!!ahhhhhh!!!!!!
    Buck you (like belens)
    I'm doing what i want!!!!!!
    Get off my back!!!!!

    ~*Tiffany*~
    <3Stormy>3
    ***Tiffany***

    <3Stormy>3




  16. #56
    Join Date
    Mar. 24, 2001
    Location
    Northern VA
    Posts
    1,724

    Default

    "Caution: Gas pedal faulty"

    - WhitPictures (ha!)
    "Cowards dies a thousand times before their death, the valiant die but once."- Juilas Caesar, Shakespeare
    I must say, I\'ve met some horses whose feet smell far worse than my husband\'s.



  17. #57
    Join Date
    Aug. 17, 2001
    Location
    Hangin' on by a thread...
    Posts
    3,347

    Default

    Miles (aka The Great Grey Boulder) would be:

    "Everything's edible until proven otherwise."

    "Obstacles are those frightening things we see when we take our eyes off our goals." - Anon
    "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison

    So, the Zen Buddhist says to the hotdog vendor, "Make me one with everything."



  18. #58
    Join Date
    Apr. 4, 2002
    Location
    East River, SD
    Posts
    1,743

    Default

    Tod's would have been:
    "I brake for nothing!"

    Bonz's would have been:
    "I brake for everything!"

    My next horse's will probably be:
    "I've got papers to prove I'mnot crazy. Do you?"

    What is that odd whistling sound? Oh, heavens! My pencil punched a hole in my forehead!
    ~This is *way* more fun than doing something productive~



  19. #59
    Join Date
    Apr. 28, 2002
    Location
    TEXAS!!!
    Posts
    125

    Default

    My mare: "I don't want to, I don't have to, I ain't gonna"

    my gelding: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!

    ~Kate

    "Whats scarier when mad, a 300lb. lineman or a 1,200lb. mare?"
    Good girls go to heaven...Bad girls go everywhere



  20. #60
    Join Date
    Mar. 26, 2001
    Location
    Los Angeles, California
    Posts
    706

    Default

    Ha...Africa's bumper sticker would be:

    "51% Sweetheart, 49% B*tch...So Don't Push It!"

    (actual bumper sticker I've seen that would be oh so appropriate [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] )



Similar Threads

  1. New Bumper Sticker for You Wild X-Country Riders
    By Mike Matson in forum Off Course
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: May. 17, 2012, 05:33 PM
  2. Bumper sticker of the day
    By Guin in forum Off Topic
    Replies: 74
    Last Post: Jul. 4, 2010, 09:31 PM
  3. Bumper Sticker
    By dressagetraks in forum Off Course
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: Dec. 8, 2009, 04:29 PM
  4. Bumper sticker contest
    By pines4equines in forum Off Course
    Replies: 137
    Last Post: Nov. 26, 2008, 07:28 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
randomness