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  1. #21
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    Welcome to California. Now go home.

    PS: I be a German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
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    I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.



  2. #22
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    In that spirit, Willem, I am pretty sure Native Floridian Robbie would have the following bumper sticker (inspired by the plethora of I Heart NY stickers): "If you love New York, Take I-95 North"

    Rebel (driving pony) DEFINITELY has one that reads "If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-screw-you" (it's not my fault, at 22 he has his own agenda some days! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] )

    And RV (17'1, green and very committed to those wide sweeping hunter style turns) absolutely positively has one of those stickers that says "If you can't see my mirrors I can't see YOU." This phrase sits just above the picture of him running over the pony that cut the corner in front of us... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]


    "You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. "
    - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957) *
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



  3. #23
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    My horses bumper sticker would be...
    Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now

    orr..... I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!

    My horses licence plate would be IBAQT
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    TERRI!!!!
    ~*Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and spurs excite me!*~
    ~*From Terri*~



  4. #24
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    Cashew's would be: "You don't have to tell me,I know I'm gorgeous!"

    or

    "Make way for the Queen"

    Paul's would be: "I AM moving!"
    Caution: Beware the Mare!!
    ~Member of \"OMGiH I loff my mare\" Clique
    ~Member of The Blonde Rider Clique
    ~Member of the Mighty Thoroughbred Clique
    ~Founder of the Appaloosa Lover Clique
    http://community.webshots.com/user/cashew4ever



  5. #25
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    Wings' would probably be "Do Not Wash! This Horse Undergoing A Scientific Dirt Test". Mom always said I didn't brush him long enough... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    "It's not getting what you want; it's wanting what you've got..." -Sheryl Crow, Soak Up the Sun

    www.geocities.com/winglet18
    Driven insane in the carpool lane...



  6. #26
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    Pirate's would be:

    Kiss me, I'm confused

    Rebecca
    http://www.bluffparkfarm.com
    http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/smited/index.html

    Unfortunate Member of the Stall-Rested Thoroughbred Clique

    "Mama says,'Don't use a toaster while standing in the shower.'"
    Seig Heil Polo Shirt!



  7. #27
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    My horse's would be "My owner beat up YOUR honor student" or "Brakes for Treats"

    E
    Well, I made it back
    E
    Well, I made it back



  8. #28
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    The real Sara Pony would not deign to lower herself to wearing a bumper sticker.
    I on the other hand would buy her one anyway that says "Madonna ain't got nuthin on me"

    Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute



  9. #29
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    Blaze
    "blaze blaze he's our man, if he can;t do it no one can!"

    Bumpus
    "never eat tomarrow, what you can eat tomarrow"

    ~Blaze~
    ~~never send a horse to do a ponies job~~
    <kate the queen of leaning and of limestone>
    ~Tucker~Caliban~Blaze~



  10. #30
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by E:
    My horse's would be "My owner beat up YOUR honor student" or "Brakes for Treats"

    E
    Well, I made it back<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    i saw one like this on a car like a week ago

    "my horse bucked off your honor student" [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]



  11. #31
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    Pete (aka "Petey the Pooper"):
    "If you can read this, you're about to get pooped on."

    Nicky (unbroke 3yo, JUST learned how to ground drive):
    "Turn signals are for amateurs."

    Catie the babysitter:
    "NO WHINING"

    Reese the recently gelded:
    No bumper sticker, but Playboy Bunny mud flaps. Eventually the hormones go away, right?



  12. #32
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    "Lower, Fatter, Slower"
    and "yeah, I'm on the dole, who's asking?"



  13. #33
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    This is a great thread!!!

    Shane (17yr old big fat meat auction rescued QH)
    "You Ain't That Tough, Sailor."

    Chance (10yr old some hunter, mostly barrel QH)
    "I Put Eq Kids in the Hospital" (after lending him to an Eq friend at a gymkana...)
    or
    "Choose Life: Stay Outta My Way!!!"

    Sierra (2yr old Mustang)
    "You Name it, I Jump it!!!" (after jumping out of a 5'5" high round pen)

    Spirit (15yr old arab/morgan)
    "Get Off My %!&@*$# Tail!!!"
    or
    "I Hate You."

    Jubilee (5yr old TB)
    "I'm Not Gona Go Faster, So Shut The &*%# Up!!!"

    nothing beats my pony!
    http://community.webshots.com/user/sawbuckaussies
    some pics up, but under construction!



  14. #34
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    Charlie: If you're this close to my butt you'd better either have food or a good pair of running shoes.

    -Amanda

    Just keep kicking



  15. #35
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    Great thread Robby!!

    Woody's would be "Got Grain?" or "Show me the Carrots!"

    In his younger days, or anytime he jumps, especially XC, he's another "Get on, Shut up, Hold on."



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    Jen's- 'Buck You' (If you replaced the B with another letter of your choice, that would work, too [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] )
    Mitch- (We're pretending he is mine...I swear, I am going to buy him!) 'Huh?'

    *Belen*
    If riding were all bright lights, big arenas and blue ribbons, I would have quit a long time ago."
    -George Morris

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  17. #37
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    Say it ten times fast and you'll understand.

    That's what my trainer wants to rename the horse I'm riding.



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    Old Miz Scarlett's would be "No carrot? Don't bother." [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] Skipper's would be "Bitch on wheels" Beamer "Pass the Prozac" and Raleigh "I can go from zero to chicken in 1.5 seconds. Can you?" [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] SUZ

    Proud member of the following:
    ***Rust TS Clique***
    ***SC'ers Clique***
    ***EBayers Anon Clique***
    ***Brown Field Boots Are Cool Clique***
    ***Greek Men Are Such A Catch Clique~~~

    ~~~Takeoffs are optional...landings are mandatory~~~

    ~~~GELD EM!~~~
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    Proud owner of "High Flight" & "Shorty"



  19. #39
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    His Greyness would aspire to the motto:

    Let's do Lunch!

    at any time of the day or night.

    For multiple levels of insult, I would like to see:

    Gentlemen chase foxes, not cows.
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    But all the finest horsemen out—the men to Beat the Band—
    You’ll find amongst the crowd that ride their races in the Stand



  20. #40
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    "Bad Riders Suck."

    Robby

    You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
    When blood is the beverage of choice, the sharpest fangs feed first.



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