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    Default Fruitbats are flying in PA-horse, ah, "abused" by burglar

    Michael: Seems the people who burned me want me for a job.
    Sam: A job? Does it pay?
    Michael: Nah, it's more of a "we'll kill you if you don't do it" type of thing.
    Sam: Oh. I've never liked those.



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    That's just nasty.



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    I dont know if this is better or worse in comparison to the guy and the stallion.... *shudders* That must have been a sight to stumble upon though....poor owners...


    ETA: also, how is that burglary? Trespassing sounds more apt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tehzebra View Post
    I dont know if this is better or worse in comparison to the guy and the stallion.... *shudders* That must have been a sight to stumble upon though....poor owners...


    ETA: also, how is that burglary? Trespassing sounds more apt?
    I guess it's burglary because he broke into the barn. Allegedly.
    Quote Originally Posted by http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/burglary
    Burglary=The criminal offense of breaking and entering a building illegally for the purpose of committing a crime.
    Quote Originally Posted by http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/tresspassing
    Trespassing=An unlawful intrusion that interferes with one's person or property.
    Michael: Seems the people who burned me want me for a job.
    Sam: A job? Does it pay?
    Michael: Nah, it's more of a "we'll kill you if you don't do it" type of thing.
    Sam: Oh. I've never liked those.



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    I try not to read these but OMG repeat



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    Good grief! Why didn't the mare just kick him?



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    That was not at all what I expected.



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    OMG..EWWWWWW!!



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    This is less than 5 miles from my house. Thank God I have no idea who he is. And, the only horse I have home right now is a gelding EEEWWWWWWW.
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    Really?! Just when you think you have heard it all......
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    EEEWWWWW.... THAT possibility never occurred to me.
    The more perfect our happiness,
    the more nagging and wretched
    do our unsolved problems seem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tehzebra View Post
    I dont know if this is better or worse in comparison to the guy and the stallion....
    It's clearly weirder.

    I wonder what the mare thought.
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    I'm not even sure how exactly one would go about doing that. ???? Hope he washed the horse first. Probably best to not think about it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by wendy View Post
    I'm not even sure how exactly one would go about doing that. ???? Hope he washed the horse first. Probably best to not think about it.
    I was thinking the same thing - how, logistically, is that even possible. And really, a mare stood around and just let some guy get underneath her? I'm just not visualising this one (thankfully!).



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    Live long enough, see everything . . .



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    Was this Perry County, Kentucky...or where? This sicko needs a brain transplant. Don't know why the mare didn't kick the tar out of him!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kate66 View Post
    I was thinking the same thing - how, logistically, is that even possible. And really, a mare stood around and just let some guy get underneath her? I'm just not visualising this one (thankfully!).
    What?

    He didn't have to get underneath her. "Slot A" was conveniently located at the level of "Tab B" for a guy standing up, more or less. He might have to twist his head sideways and work around the very phallic tail.

    I did as a vet school prof once if mares have the big O. He didn't know. Are they innervated correctly for that? That seems like a straight-forward anatomy question.

    He said it was a girl question. I said it was a guy thing not to ask... for several hundred years of equine anatomy.
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    Wait, how old was the mare? Was she a "minor"?!? lol in all seriousness........just eeewww



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    Excuse me, could you please pass the brain bleach?



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    Quote Originally Posted by farmgirl598 View Post
    Was this Perry County, Kentucky...or where? This sicko needs a brain transplant. Don't know why the mare didn't kick the tar out of him!
    Perry County is... well... very rural.

    The first and only traffic light in the entire county was just installed last year, if that tells you anything.

    I don't like to stereotype an entire area, but there are a lot of Perry County jokes...



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