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  1. #121
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    Okay, okay . . . I get it. There ISN'T an easier way. I can live with that.

    (*SM flips the Chippie over her hip . . . he lands in the dust next to HSM . . .SM rises from her rocker, puts a foot on his rump . . . *)

    So, JOH, you haven't figured out yet why I get the "hunker" ones, huh? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] Why, I'd've thunk by now you'd have noticed my incredible charisma . . .
    my femme fatale quality . . .
    my gun pointed at his head . . .
    **If you're lucky enough to own a horse, you're lucky enough.**

    **author of It's a Horse's Life!**



  2. #122
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    Can Snappy sit on the Lawn by the proch? He really wants to be a Golden Retriever Lap puppy. http://people.ne.mediaone.net/orkin/ssnapsit2.jpg

    [This message has been edited by BobO (edited 10-22-2000).]

    [This message has been edited by BobO (edited 10-22-2000).]



  3. #123
    Portia is offline Schoolmaster Premium Member
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    Mmmmm, OK Bob. But if he starts climbing into Schoolies' lap, you're the one who has to pull him off!
    "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry



  4. #124
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    He just wants his ear scratched.
    (it did get the trhead back to page one).



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