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    The previous thread inspired me, so with apologies to Carly Simon and some shameless borrowing from fellow BB'ers on the original thread, here you go (figured it was only fair to poke some fun at hunter people since I had a good time with the DQs)...

    You cantered in the show ring,
    Like you were walking on to a stage
    Your hat strategically molded to your head
    Your TS's were greenish beige
    You had one eye on the judges,
    As you started to compete
    And all the men dreamed that they'd be your trainer, they'd be your trainer...

    CHORUS
    And you're so vain, you probably think the show is about you, don't you?
    You're so vain, I bet you think the show is about you, don't you? don't you?

    You showed me several years ago,
    When I was still quite pre-green
    When you said that we made such a winning pair
    And that you would never lean
    But you gave away the mounts you ruined
    And one of them was me
    I had some dreams, were there drugs in my sweet feed, drugs in my sweet feed...

    CHORUS

    Well I hear you went up north to show
    and your horse naturally won
    So you flew the judges to Nova Scotia
    To see a total eclipse of the sun
    Well you're where you should be all the time
    And when you're not;
    You're with some under-aged groom
    or the wife of a jumper, wife of a jumper

    CHORUS
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    The previous thread inspired me, so with apologies to Carly Simon and some shameless borrowing from fellow BB'ers on the original thread, here you go (figured it was only fair to poke some fun at hunter people since I had a good time with the DQs)...

    You cantered in the show ring,
    Like you were walking on to a stage
    Your hat strategically molded to your head
    Your TS's were greenish beige
    You had one eye on the judges,
    As you started to compete
    And all the men dreamed that they'd be your trainer, they'd be your trainer...

    CHORUS
    And you're so vain, you probably think the show is about you, don't you?
    You're so vain, I bet you think the show is about you, don't you? don't you?

    You showed me several years ago,
    When I was still quite pre-green
    When you said that we made such a winning pair
    And that you would never lean
    But you gave away the mounts you ruined
    And one of them was me
    I had some dreams, were there drugs in my sweet feed, drugs in my sweet feed...

    CHORUS

    Well I hear you went up north to show
    and your horse naturally won
    So you flew the judges to Nova Scotia
    To see a total eclipse of the sun
    Well you're where you should be all the time
    And when you're not;
    You're with some under-aged groom
    or the wife of a jumper, wife of a jumper

    CHORUS
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    OMG, DMK!!! You are a genius, milady!!!!!

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
    \"Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion. It seizes a person whole and, once it has done so, he will have to accept that his life will be radically changed.\" -- Ralph Waldo E



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    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Incredible TALENT [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
    Mal:This is the Captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then .... explode



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    Hilarious!!!!

    Sorry I missed the original thread...
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



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    True talent...true, blue talent.



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    lol, i am really board right now, that is such a cool song.....I think that kelsey and Julia should sing it.

    Steve
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    BRAVO!!
    I am posting this at the stable!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]



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    WAY UP! Excellent parody! Good usage of original words, perfect scan. MORE MORE MORE!
    ~Kryswyn~ Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo
    Check out my Kryswyn JRTs on Facebook

    "Life is merrier with a terrier!"



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    Genius! Talent! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



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    what happened to the other thread. Did infopop eat it up. Now I have to do another song.
    And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew his breath upon it, and
    created the horse.\" Bedouin legend



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    Even Joan Rivers says you did a great parody! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



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    Standing ovation!!!! OMG...that is the best song parody I've seen in a long time!!! Weird Al Yankovic, look out!!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



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    HEEHEEHEE!! And I genuinely needed the laugh [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]
    Still Crazy After All These Years



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    Only what I would expect from you DMK! Thanks for starting my morning with a good laugh.
    Originally Posted by Alagirl
    We just love to shame poor people...when in reality, we are all just peasants.



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    DMK, thanks, that was amazing!!



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    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I love it!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



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    DMK, you have a rare talent. I am in stitches! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
    'Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.'
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    "...there goes my HERO...there she goes.."



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    Do you think we can get Anne Murray to lend her vocal talents? She just might be VERY interested, given the current state of her show business career.... Heidi, can you pitch it to the 'Canadian songbird' for us??? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
    In Honor of dublin aka Dee Dee 07/24/53-02/07/03
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