[Camstock]

DFG you amuse us
Twenty eight posts. Do not
run with big dawgs yet

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[Camstock]

DFG I am kidding
But put toe in Haiku pond
Be ready for shark

[SandyUHC]

Sorry didn't know
only haiku now allowed --
asking for clarity!

Besides which, darling
on the thread I started was
first haiku of day!

Newbie to this board.
Sometimes ignored, sometimes lost.
Now will go away.

(Good at haiku though,
just not cognizant of war.
Wah, not play game right.)

[Camstock]

Naw, Sandy got gist
If you can run start box you
can do this game fine
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Don't run away yet
DQs will awaken sometime
Eventers needed

[mbp]

Eventers dress in
colors, like clowns, studs in shoes
haiku war, they lose [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

[Camstock]

Dang straight studs in shoes!
But the clowns are DQs. Make up
like Tammy Baker

Must go ride horse now
You know ride. Oh yeah, that's right.
Grooms do that for you

[mbp]

too many falls, with
unapproved hat, make you think
eventings all that
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[HeyYouNags]

Eventers go boom
Head falls off, that's no problem
They'll grow another

[HeyYouNags]

Dressage is da bomb
We ride such pretty horses
Not washed-up racers.

[mbp]

Camstock is on ground
Looking up at horse belly
Calls this thing riding

[HeyYouNags]

Eventers are gone
We shall dance in their start box
In our tiaras

[This message was edited by HeyYouNags on Aug. 09, 2002 at 05:41 PM.]

[mbp]

in our tiaras
and in our thongs and customs
scaring eventers
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[Cowgirl]

Red-truck driving Ho
you get on back here, finish
what you done started

Or I shall put a
banan in yer tailpipe, SPLUT!
CHOKE! FLllllp... (troll cursing).

Eventers race all
freakin' day; so they miss hap-
py hour. More for us.

Oh sparkly goddess
of Dresseur, I toast you with
a Mahgahrita.

[This message was edited by Cowgirl on Aug. 09, 2002 at 07:41 PM.]

[Risk-Averse Rider]

Camstock sniggered:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Now Camstock giggles
Dressage horses do not stop?
Witness Risk Averse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The Prozac Pony
Is nowhere near dressage horse
He WORKS for his hay

Jump here, gallop there
In a running martingale
With boots on his legs

We may not jump high
Or brave the scary ditches
But DQs? Never.

________________
Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.

[DFG]

sharks don't scare me now
Dressage Fairy Godmother
not newbie, won't run

eighteen posts, all pearls
unlike some, not verbose, wordy
lurks and knows the jokes

little time to play
too busy riding horses
haikus fun for once

[DocHF]

DFG beware-
"pearls before swine" is my schtick.
Big Dawg settles in.

Camstock Faceplant! Whoa.
Warm-up sport more complex than
Eventers dream of.

I was out riding,
Missed three pages of Haiku!
I was out RIDING

[EventerAJ]

EventerAJ
Returns to the battlefield
Armed and dangerous!

My safety vest on,
ASTM helmet too
This is war, DQs!

A War of the Boards
The battle rages onward
Eventers will win! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

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~AJ~
"Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.

[DH]

Eventer? No way
DQ? Don't even go there
Not even NH

Style nouveau for us
An event all to ourselves
But what to call it?

No demolition
(though Camstock is inspiring)
No diamonds either

However...is that...
...a sheepskin fettish I see?
Silver number studs?

Ribbons bedecking
Sweet favourite new browband?
Bratty mare is glitzed

Our style? What to call?
"Tacky-smacky-crank-n-spank"!
Whiz by tiaras

Suzy, slc,
Velvet, and other DQs
Left in spangled dust

Mach 9 chosen gait
Maybe joining eventers
Not bad idea? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[Cowgirl]

Race On, you twits! The
frozen daquaris won't last
long at this table.

Cabana boy! Yes,
You with the bulgy muscles!
Come rub my feet. Mmmmmm.

Lars! Hans! Rolf! Guenter!
Untack my pferde while I sit
and bask in dressage.

Boy! Where are you go-
ing with that muck bucket? Dump
it in big red truck!

Ah, a pitcher of
mahgahritas! All for me;

none for eventers.

[DocHF]

Dressage/Eventing?
More time to drink/more to stink.
Choice is obvious.