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  1. #41
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    DFG you amuse us
    Twenty eight posts. Do not
    run with big dawgs yet

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]



  2. #42
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    DFG I am kidding
    But put toe in Haiku pond
    Be ready for shark



  3. #43
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    Sorry didn't know
    only haiku now allowed --
    asking for clarity!

    Besides which, darling
    on the thread I started was
    first haiku of day!

    Newbie to this board.
    Sometimes ignored, sometimes lost.
    Now will go away.

    (Good at haiku though,
    just not cognizant of war.
    Wah, not play game right.)



  4. #44
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    Naw, Sandy got gist
    If you can run start box you
    can do this game fine
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

    Don't run away yet
    DQs will awaken sometime
    Eventers needed



  5. #45
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    Eventers dress in
    colors, like clowns, studs in shoes
    haiku war, they lose [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]



  6. #46
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    Dang straight studs in shoes!
    But the clowns are DQs. Make up
    like Tammy Baker

    Must go ride horse now
    You know ride. Oh yeah, that's right.
    Grooms do that for you



  7. #47
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    too many falls, with
    unapproved hat, make you think
    eventings all that
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



  8. #48
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    Eventers go boom
    Head falls off, that's no problem
    They'll grow another



  9. #49
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    Dressage is da bomb
    We ride such pretty horses
    Not washed-up racers.



  10. #50
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    Camstock is on ground
    Looking up at horse belly
    Calls this thing riding



  11. #51
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    Eventers are gone
    We shall dance in their start box
    In our tiaras

    [This message was edited by HeyYouNags on Aug. 09, 2002 at 05:41 PM.]



  12. #52
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    in our tiaras
    and in our thongs and customs
    scaring eventers
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



  13. #53
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    Red-truck driving Ho
    you get on back here, finish
    what you done started

    Or I shall put a
    banan in yer tailpipe, SPLUT!
    CHOKE! FLllllp... (troll cursing).

    Eventers race all
    freakin' day; so they miss hap-
    py hour. More for us.

    Oh sparkly goddess
    of Dresseur, I toast you with
    a Mahgahrita.

    [This message was edited by Cowgirl on Aug. 09, 2002 at 07:41 PM.]



  14. #54
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    Camstock sniggered:

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Now Camstock giggles
    Dressage horses do not stop?
    Witness Risk Averse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The Prozac Pony
    Is nowhere near dressage horse
    He WORKS for his hay

    Jump here, gallop there
    In a running martingale
    With boots on his legs

    We may not jump high
    Or brave the scary ditches
    But DQs? Never.

    ________________
    Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.
    Approved helmet: Every time; every ride.
    "When a sport gets to be predictable it ceases to be fun." - RAR's wise brother



  15. #55
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    sharks don't scare me now
    Dressage Fairy Godmother
    not newbie, won't run

    eighteen posts, all pearls
    unlike some, not verbose, wordy
    lurks and knows the jokes

    little time to play
    too busy riding horses
    haikus fun for once



  16. #56
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    DFG beware-
    "pearls before swine" is my schtick.
    Big Dawg settles in.

    Camstock Faceplant! Whoa.
    Warm-up sport more complex than
    Eventers dream of.

    I was out riding,
    Missed three pages of Haiku!
    I was out RIDING



  17. #57
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    EventerAJ
    Returns to the battlefield
    Armed and dangerous!

    My safety vest on,
    ASTM helmet too
    This is war, DQs!

    A War of the Boards
    The battle rages onward
    Eventers will win! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    ~AJ~
    "Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.
    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
    ? Albert Einstein

    ~AJ~



  18. #58
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    Eventer? No way
    DQ? Don't even go there
    Not even NH

    Style nouveau for us
    An event all to ourselves
    But what to call it?

    No demolition
    (though Camstock is inspiring)
    No diamonds either

    However...is that...
    ...a sheepskin fettish I see?
    Silver number studs?

    Ribbons bedecking
    Sweet favourite new browband?
    Bratty mare is glitzed

    Our style? What to call?
    "Tacky-smacky-crank-n-spank"!
    Whiz by tiaras

    Suzy, slc,
    Velvet, and other DQs
    Left in spangled dust

    Mach 9 chosen gait
    Maybe joining eventers
    Not bad idea? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
    ~Mighty TB Clique~



  19. #59
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    Race On, you twits! The
    frozen daquaris won't last
    long at this table.

    Cabana boy! Yes,
    You with the bulgy muscles!
    Come rub my feet. Mmmmmm.

    Lars! Hans! Rolf! Guenter!
    Untack my pferde while I sit
    and bask in dressage.

    Boy! Where are you go-
    ing with that muck bucket? Dump
    it in big red truck!

    Ah, a pitcher of
    mahgahritas! All for me;

    none for eventers.



  20. #60
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    Dressage/Eventing?
    More time to drink/more to stink.
    Choice is obvious.



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