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  1. #21
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    AJ big weenie
    retreats to eventing board
    suzy's a meanie
    Charter member of the I-Refuse-to-Relinquish-My-Whip Clique



  2. #22
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    Suzy is Jealous
    No crashing pictures for her
    Maybe next life
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

    Camstock had bad week
    Crash, confidence fading fast
    BB friends big help
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



  3. #23
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    SLC haiku
    ROFLMAO
    Suzy too funny



  4. #24
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    Eventers are fools
    Barely complete their dressage
    Then off to break necks



  5. #25
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    HeyYouNags watch it
    We want our necks broken cuz
    Neck braces look cool

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    43% of all statistics are useless.
    "Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future!" - Niels Bohr



  6. #26
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    Hunter princesses
    Big money and puke green pants
    You call that riding?

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]



  7. #27
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    big hug to Camstock
    Use your brain and don't jump stuff
    got that? thwack thwack thwack
    Charter member of the I-Refuse-to-Relinquish-My-Whip Clique



  8. #28
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    HeyYouNags quiet
    We know where you live
    Signature line, duh [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Yes, I am kidding
    Eventers don't threaten
    We appear on doorstep

    Still kidding Hey
    But remember that we do
    your sport as warm up. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]



  9. #29
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    Suzy the DQ
    Tells Camstock to stay grounded
    Shark already hears [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]



  10. #30
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    AJ thanks Camstock
    Eventers stick together
    Safety in numbers [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

    AJ wants to see
    Suzy out on cross-country
    (Suzy faints with fear)

    Tiaras aren't approved
    No chinstraps or styrofoam
    Head makes THUD. Lights out.

    ~AJ~
    "Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.
    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
    ? Albert Einstein

    ~AJ~



  11. #31
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    Camstock:

    Your jumper, he stops?
    Dressage horse will not refuse
    We meant to do that

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



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    Camstock is da bomb
    Watch out Edgar Allen Poe!
    The poetess speaks.


    AJ must go now.
    Horses hungry and thirsty
    Goodbye forum friends!


    Haiku has been fun
    So many more to come
    But maybe later.

    ~AJ~
    "Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.
    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
    ? Albert Einstein

    ~AJ~



  13. #33
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    My good friend AJ
    The DQs are quiet. Can't Hang
    Let's take over forum

    (to borrow a phrase) Muahahahahaha.



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    Cam's post is about Suzy so it belongs on the "Creating Bend" thread. Which only matters if this Haiku war is between slc's thread and mine. If it is between disciplines, then I'm getting back out of the way. However, don't forget to come over and write something poetic about Suzy to keep me entertained.

    Cam, you came OFF?? Can't imagine what gymnastics THAT took after seeing what you can stick, girl!

    Camstock face plant -- ouch!
    Sticks like tick through sliding stop
    and ditch jump stumble.



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    Sounds like fun Camstock!
    If I only had the time [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img]
    Attack the DQs!

    ~AJ~
    "Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.
    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
    ? Albert Einstein

    ~AJ~



  16. #36
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    Now Camstock giggles
    Dressage horses do not stop?
    Witness Risk Averse [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]



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    Camstock is nonplussed
    Sandy's post not all haiku
    Play along girlfriend. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    Same stop you saw live
    In living technicolor
    I'm simply obsessing

    I stayed on the horse
    It was not because I'm good
    Event gods' pity [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]



  18. #38
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    DQs gonna play
    Eventers run away now
    We used to jump too



  19. #39
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    Pffft. DQs are wimps
    Exposed belly of horse world
    Losing haiku war

    Do come wake me up
    when you slacker geeks are done
    riding in circles [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]



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    Advice given free
    Is worth what you pay for it
    So says Confucious

    Panties in a wad
    Sitting trot says evil Suz
    In the future, thongs



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