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  1. #241
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    Jan. 10, 2002
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    Oh dear sweet Willem
    you join us and make us smile.
    Please visit often.

    SillyHorse
    ~ Even on a fast machine, an infinite loop takes a while to run.


    [This message was edited by SillyHorse on Aug. 19, 2002 at 07:50 AM.]
    Founding member of the "I Miss bar.ka" clique
    Founding member of the "I Miss Pocket Trainer" clique



  2. #242
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    Jan. 14, 2002
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    Cave Creek, AZ
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    Haiku war is long
    DQs forget how to count
    Lines: five, seven, five

    ________________
    Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.
    Approved helmet: Every time; every ride.
    "When a sport gets to be predictable it ceases to be fun." - RAR's wise brother



  3. #243
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    Jun. 17, 2000
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    Durham/Chapel Hill nc
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    But is it worse to
    add or to fall on forehand
    or leave out words??



  4. #244
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    Shameful confession:
    My yearling - bred to event
    Forgive me, DQ's



  5. #245
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    DQs always strive
    for perfection in all things,
    including haiku.

    ________________
    Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.
    Approved helmet: Every time; every ride.
    "When a sport gets to be predictable it ceases to be fun." - RAR's wise brother



  6. #246
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    Nov. 8, 2001
    Location
    Cambridge, IA
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    Nags will come over
    to galloping event fun
    A child shall lead her [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]



  7. #247
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    Beneath an Orange Sky
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    Dead grey mare in field
    Wait! I saw her tail go swish
    Just napping in sun. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

    Indecision may or may not be my problem.
    ****Indecision may or may not be my problem****



  8. #248
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    oh, I have been gone.
    just look at what I have missed
    bucks, farts and a kiss.
    See those flying monkeys? They work for me.



  9. #249
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    what, did you go out on a date?



  10. #250
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    Feb. 19, 2000
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    Long Island, New York/Ocala, Florida
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    Eventers quibble
    What it is that DQ means
    Distress Quotient, no?

    No, it is nibbles
    SLC's new enterprise
    Duckie Quiches (yumm)

    Ouch! I felt that!
    Hit in head with frying pan!
    But it hurt so good!


    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]



  11. #251
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    My expectations are a bit higher, however [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]
    See those flying monkeys? They work for me.



  12. #252
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    Jan. 28, 2000
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    Central Coast, CA
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    Not a DQ yet
    not even an eventer
    but fear frying pan.

    Is frying pan like
    Aunt Ethel's purse - "Shut up, fool!"
    Silence is golden.

    "Daria, when you fall off a horse, you just have to get back up and shoot it."
    "Cats aren't clean; they're covered with cat spit."
    - John S Nichols (1745-1846,writer/printer)

    There's no reasoning with crazy people.



  13. #253
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    Apr. 4, 2002
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    East River, SD
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    In the riding ring,
    The horse stopped with a jerk.
    The jerk fell off.

    ~NOBODY tosses a dwarf! Gimli, son of Gloin~
    ~This is *way* more fun than doing something productive~



  14. #254
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    Oct. 2, 1999
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    Mendocino County, CA: Turkey Vulture HQ
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    No expense too great
    New saddle, massage, blankets
    Horse just wants fresh grass.
    If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. - Lemony Snicket



  15. #255
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    Oct. 2, 1999
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    Who is the best coach?
    We need a fabulous test!
    Dressage Iron Chef!

    Theme Ingredient:
    Thoroughbreds, fresh from the track.
    Ninety days to train.

    Which will 'rein' supreme?
    First Level, test two, I think.
    Whose aids will prevail?

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
    If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. - Lemony Snicket



  16. #256
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    Poltroon is funny
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Are you a pinto?

    SillyHorse
    ~ Even on a fast machine, an infinite loop takes a while to run.
    Founding member of the "I Miss bar.ka" clique
    Founding member of the "I Miss Pocket Trainer" clique



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