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  1. #1001
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    oooooh toffee pops....drool. Unfortunately I only have gingernuts at my desk...sigh. Fear not, toffee pops shall be eaten in your honour at some point after I get paid.

    I can't wait to be your BNT either. I'll have a chat with Mark and Blyth and see if they have any 3 legged tripod X yearlings for sale that I can pass on to you.
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    don't worry. i'll bring my own when i move...i have a suitable amount of olympic prospects at my farm. some only have 3 legs. some of them have 4...but not very many...apparently i do indeed have a woodchuck problem in the barn.

    one of my horses ran off with his mail order mare that he purchased online, so i may have to leave him here when i move. but please do ask everyone in nz for prospects for me, as my barn will be very large...buy me a few. i will pay you back when i get there. make sure they are gypsey vanner babies. but see if you can find any 2 legged ones. that sounds like a good time..

    i'm off to sleep off my coma-induced state from the prom. whoevers got mr. depp stashed away, please at least let him make a few movies while he's your slave. its not right to keep him to yourself and deprive millions of people their johnny fix.



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    Don't worry, movies are being made. They will be available via the internet (check out the Paris Hilton websites for order details).
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  4. #1004
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    horse poor -- Are you still lost? Want us to send out some tripods to search for you?!?! Follow the trail of horse poo...maybe it will lead you to your unbroke, broke horse!

    DeLapp -- Don't go to even table for training!!! She is horrid!!! I went from a confident, capable rider to one who can't trot without her by my side holding me up! STAY AWAY!

    Even Table -- 4 o'clock? Your time or mine? Nevermind, I'm taking my horses away from you! YOU HURT THEM!!! What did you think you were doing rapping poor Flea Bag?? Don't you remember you broke his leg last time you did that? Where did you get your BNT status to begin with? In a Cracker Jack box?!? Do you get Yorkie Bars in NZ? How about Bueno Bars?

    Buff -- Do you have a picture of you with your tiara? I'd had a few too many smegma coolers and don't remember when you got it... http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...ilies/dead.gif

    RHF-cSi -- Is Crime Scene Investigator really a good ending to your barn name? Seems kind of suspicious to me...
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    Of course I didn't get my BNT licence out of a cereal box. I sent away for it. YOu're all just jealous because I am just so simply fantastic. And MCM wanted Flea Bag rapped, she just won't admit to it. She was having trouble getting him over those rails on the ground again.
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    I DO NOT have internet access---I have a blackberry. Duh.

    So if I was dumped in the woods with the other nekkid burlap sack wearing peoples, where are they?

    I followed the poo trail but did not find my broken unbroken horse. Did someone steal him?

    Please send a tripod to find me....
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    Maybe they used their blackberries and GP systems to call cabs.
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    Now, Event Table, that's just crazy talk, because how can they call a cab if they do not know where they are? And how can a GPS work if you do not know where you are?

    Duh.
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    Sorry it has taken me so long to check in ladies. I got sloshed early on (those damn rusty trailer bombs took me out) and ended up taking Adrian Grenier home. AND HE JUST LEFT. How embarrassing.

    Anyway, I put some BOSS on my zit, so my skin was clear and glowing radiantly by prom time. My dress was a hit, I think, and NO, those were not fleas. Geez.

    I have engineered fly spray that will genetically mutate average barn flies into waht I call, "blings." Their shell is Swarovsky crystal and they emit Chanel #5 (working on other scents as we speak)--their mobile nature increases the sparkleness because the sun hits them from multiple angles.

    Look for them on belts, GPA striping, cell phones, etc. Can be yours for only $199 for a box 23. The lifespan is only 24 hours, so you can change colors as soon as the next trend comes along.

    The resques were excellent, although my head hurts from all the lines of apple bute powder.

    Must go take another hit of BOSS to get rid of the spins.

    Glad everyone had fun!
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    HOT DAMN I KNOW WHERE I AM!

    Dunno how I got here, but I know where I am!

    I am at the Kentucky Horse Park! I have a vague recollection of running the x country course last night with the other nekkid burlap sack wearing people and the next thing I know I wake up next to the duck pond!!

    So, can someone come get me? Please?
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    Once again, I say, use your blackberry to call a cab. The Lear is still in for repairs and I'm in a snit with all the fancypants Americans for casting aspersions on my BNT abilities. YOu know every true BNT comes from NZ, therefore I must be a BNT. Even Jim is a closet NZer (because of the trout).
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    Well, Event Table, my Blackberry is only to be used for spreading gossip and scheduling and then canceling riding lessons with my BNT. Why would I use it for something as useful as calling a cab?

    And besides, I am too good to ride in a cab.

    Duh.

    Wonder if my Pocket Trainer can help?
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    I think I might have to change my nick...

    If you can't afford a cab, just say so and we'll send a tractor for you.
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    Sent. I'm feeling a bit peckish after all the hard work I've done today. Anyone got any leftover gopher kabobs?
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    Sorry, no food here, but I started a HandWalking as a New Olympic Event over in Horse Care while I was waiting for the tractor.
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    And what happened to Oreo? Did y'all eat him at prom? And if so, how come he's not broadcasting from over the bridge?
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    Taht would be because he is UNDER the rainbow bridge. He's still building a tall enough antenna...



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by atr:
    Taht would be because he is UNDER the rainbow bridge. He's still building a tall enough antenna... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hehe...http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...milies/lol.gif

    horse_poor: is that tractor there yet? and her name is EVEN Table...hehe...

    even table: it is only mcm who is making fun of your bnt status...remember, i'm bringing my millions to you when i move. duh.

    mcm: if your going to spread trash about someone, you are supposed to start a new thread. duh again.

    oskaar: are you sure they aren't fleas? you really shouldn't have done all of that apple bute powder...i can only imagine you were flying high as a kite during prom...



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by eventable:
    Sent. I'm feeling a bit peckish... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yep, the after prom was crazy wasn't it http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c.../icon_wink.gif


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