WeLL I ThiNk I FouNd A SolUtion...I Am GOIng TO tAkE sOme LessOnS FrOm A TraInEr KnoWN AS PV. He SAiD MY HOrSE Is REaLLy NicE AnD tHat I ShOulD iNsure hIm For Lots Of MonEy, SiNce YOUng HorSEs Can Be AccIdeNt PrONe.
He AnD His FriEND Joe P. Are GoiNG tO Meet With ME And My GraNdMothEr AnD hAve TEa In FroNT OF A NiCE RaGinG FirE In THe FirEplAce To DisCuss BuyIng SomE NiCe New ProSpEcts.
So I THiNk I Am On My WaY To The BiG TIME. AlREaDy He Is ScHoolIng ME By TyING My StIrrUpS To The Girth. IT Has HELPEd My LeG So MucH.
Forget the binder twine and tying up of your legs. Do your GP test this weekend and if the rollkur method hasn't worked then your horse must have corns...and you know what that means! Sadly, he'll have to be put down and you'll be back to looking at that free 6 year old now schooling with a member of some Olympic team...
Finders Keepers- I TrIed To ClIcker TraIn Him But I Am BloNde AnD aCcidentAlly Mixed Up The HanD wIth The CliCker, WitH thE hAnd With The TreaT AnD He Ate The CliCker And Now Is Choking. The ReaLLy Bad ThinG Is ThaT thE horse That Is Stalled Beside Him, IS Clicker TraiNED, And Every Time My Horse tries to Swallow, He makes A clicking Noise aNd the horse Beside Him Is PraCticAlly DoinG cartwheels tryiNg To Figure out WhAt To Do To Get A TreaT. If HE iS Still CHokIng TomOrrOw, ShouLd I cAlL The Vet?
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jetsmom:
If HE iS Still CHokIng TomOrrOw ShouLd I cAlL The Vet?
It's been 15 minutes and I'm still leaking tears of laughter over this one! Lordy, how many times have we all read something similar on this board posted very seriously by someone?!!!! Too, too funny. Thank you again Jetsmom!