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  1. #1
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    Default Random Gas Vent! HR Spinoff!

    Does that darn horse HAVE to fart the minute I get behind her!?? I mean, come on. Every single time!


    Or wait until I have cleaned up every scrap of poop and then ooops! Here's ONE more that you missed, as far from the crap bucket as possible!

    GRR!

    (Sorry, that's what I was thinking when I opened the other thread. lol)



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    Quote Originally Posted by pal-o-mino View Post
    Does that darn horse HAVE to fart the minute I get behind her!?? I mean, come on. Every single time!


    Or wait until I have cleaned up every scrap of poop and then ooops! Here's ONE more that you missed, as far from the crap bucket as possible!

    GRR!

    (Sorry, that's what I was thinking when I opened the other thread. lol)


    I thought flatulence too!



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    I have a horse who was born with a compressed air gas tank. From the time she hit the ground until today she has blown a steady stream of flatulence. And not the quiet whooshy sounding ones, noOOooo, the full on butt-trumpet sounding ones.

    Riding down the trail or around the arena horse farts once or twice. Friends give a little giggle. Second and third time time, "WTH?" Fourth and Fifth time, "Nobody light a match!" Six and seventh time, everyone rolls off of their saddles to the ground laughing.

    One time I was grooming her and I counted up to NINE.

    My mare is jet propelled. Seriously.

    It is her Super Power.



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    My gelding farts every. single. time. that I pick out his back feet. The "joke" has gotten SO old but he still thinks he's funny.
    What's wrong with you?? Your cheese done slid off its cracker?!?!



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    Where's the old thread that was on here about the Fart Button?

    Found it!
    http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...highlight=fart
    *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
    Steppin' Out 1988-2004
    Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
    Sam(Jaybee Altair) 1994-2015



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    OMG!!! Best Thread Ever!!! I had absolutely NO idea about the Fart Button!
    What's wrong with you?? Your cheese done slid off its cracker?!?!



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    It's that high fiber diet!



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    Saw a horse at a show once. Lovely hunter. Big gray. Classy looking. Ripped a huge butt trumpet (my new favorite term, BTW) at Every. Single. Fence. Bigger the fence, bigger the sound. You couldn't help but laugh.
    A proud friend of bar.ka.



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    Quote Originally Posted by oliverreed View Post
    My gelding farts every. single. time. that I pick out his back feet. The "joke" has gotten SO old but he still thinks he's funny.
    Of course he does, he is a boy. It is genetically programmed humor.



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