Ideas for funny sayings for the back of your trailer...
There is a comedian on you tube who does a 2 mins bit on seeing a trailer that said "CAUTION: SHOW HORSES" and then goes on to say how impressed and in awe he was that they were "SHOW" horses and that he wont ram the bumper like he does with "regular" horses.
I just bought a well-used trailer and would like to paint something funny on the back. I go to kids events so it has to be G rated or very obtuse.
I thought about
"Caution: Very Very Very Very Very Adorable Show Ponies"
"Caution: I already gelded the horse and he didn't even tailgate"
"Mom's Pony Transport"
Any other ideas?
If I put as much effort into my relationship as I do charging my phone, I'd probably be much better off.
Seen on semi trucks is "If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you".
This is literally the truth, might make some folks think about backing off some when they read it. I know I now keep LOTS further back on semis, box trucks, school buses, as well as horse trailers. You can still be quite the distance behind the vehicle, when you lose sight of the other person's mirrors.