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  1. #1
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    Default Ideas for funny sayings for the back of your trailer...

    There is a comedian on you tube who does a 2 mins bit on seeing a trailer that said "CAUTION: SHOW HORSES" and then goes on to say how impressed and in awe he was that they were "SHOW" horses and that he wont ram the bumper like he does with "regular" horses.

    I just bought a well-used trailer and would like to paint something funny on the back. I go to kids events so it has to be G rated or very obtuse.

    I thought about

    "Caution: Very Very Very Very Very Adorable Show Ponies"
    "Caution: I already gelded the horse and he didn't even tailgate"
    "Mom's Pony Transport"

    Any other ideas?
    If I put as much effort into my relationship as I do charging my phone, I'd probably be much better off.



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    I got a bumper sticker made for my old trailer, straight load with open top where you could see the horses' behinds:

    "Don't be what you see - please don't tailgate!"

    Never got to use it because I switched to a slant with full doors.



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    Mine just says, "Horses: Please don't tailgate"

    I want the one that says, "Keep a safe distance, I kick!"
    I am on my phone 90% of the time. Please ignore typos, misplaced lower case letters, and the random word butchered by autocowreck.




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    My old trainer has a sticker on the back of her trailer that says something along the lines of...

    "My show horse is worth more than your car, NO tailgating!"



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    I think "My Horse Likes to Poop on Cars-Please No Tailgating" would be great :-)
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    "BUCK OFF!"



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    Default This I like !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BansheeBreeze View Post
    I think "My Horse Likes to Poop on Cars-Please No Tailgating" would be great :-)
    Zu Zu Bailey " IT"S A WONDERFUL LIFE !"



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    I had a trailer with the sign: Mares on Board...Use your Wipers

    A few people learned not to tailgate due to pee all over their cars.
    "Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc"



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    I like "Pony Poops on Cars "
    If I put as much effort into my relationship as I do charging my phone, I'd probably be much better off.



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    Seen on semi trucks is "If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you".

    This is literally the truth, might make some folks think about backing off some when they read it. I know I now keep LOTS further back on semis, box trucks, school buses, as well as horse trailers. You can still be quite the distance behind the vehicle, when you lose sight of the other person's mirrors.



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    Ass, Gas or Grass. No one rides for free.
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    Long Spot - I was trying to think of using that phrase by changing out Ass for something else more appropriate. Grain, Gas or Grass just doesnt have the same ring... "Hoof paint, Gas or Grass"?

    haha how about ...

    "Driver has no money - seriously, I have horses"
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    Trakhener. Very funny. That's a good one.

    Maybe do something like, "That's NOT wiper fluid. Back off" or "Back off or Enjoy the Yellow Spray."



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    Manure Launcher on board.
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    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.



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    I own a Brenderup trailer that looks like a space pod, and I've always wanted to get a custom bumper sticker that said "My other horse trailer is The Mothership."
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    I used to write in the dirt, on the back of my big rig's trailer "PMS4EVER". I was, ahem, a lot younger then...enough said there.

    Anyway, I noticed whenever I wrote that, people tended to give way a lot better than if I didn't have it back there. Once a MS State Trooper went by and gave me a thumbs up. Laughing.

    Once I got remarried, my hubby didn't seem to want that across the back of the trailer...
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    Our own tails are all the tailing we need, thankyouverymuch!

    If you're close enough to read this, you're in trouble with all ponies everywhere!

    Because we were raised in a barn doesn't give you license to act like you were; please don't tailgate!



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    I have a sticker that says "If you can read this please remove your cars nose from my horse's ass" in small letters.



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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9wKZREhlHY

    ok so I had to see the video after this topic. ANYTHING BUT THE SHOW HORSES, totally funny!



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    A friend of mine wanted to put "My truck is a standard, my trailer is heavy, pull up too close, goodbye to your Chevy" on her trailer when she hauled with a standard.
    ~~Some days are a total waste of makeup.~~



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