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  1. #1
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    Default Favorite COTH signature lines

    yeah...of course I should be prepared, if I'm going to start such a thread---and post 'my' favorites. But just this morning while reading some threads, I was laughing out loud at some of these.
    So, no...don't have 'mine' listed yet, but thought I'd ask you guys to share your favorites. Maybe some we've not seen before, but you have!
    ayrabz
    "Indecision may or may not be my problem"
    --Jimmy Buffett



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    ok...here's one that made me laugh this morning and prompted the start of this:

    arabhorse2's :
    Some people really deserve a high five. To the face. With a chair.
    ayrabz
    "Indecision may or may not be my problem"
    --Jimmy Buffett



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    Alagirl's about pony being a 4-letter word.

    Someone had a signature line about ponies being evil because they are short and therefore closer to hell. I loved that but can't remember who's it was.
    Flip a coin. It's not what side lands that matters, but what side you were hoping for when the coin was still in the air.

    You call it boxed wine. I call it carboardeaux.



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    "Relinquish your whip"
    Kanoe Godby
    www.dyrkgodby.com
    See, I was raised by wolves and am really behind the 8-ball on diplomatic issue resolution.



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    Alagirl's about pony being a 4-letter word.
    I second this.

    I also like the one quoted about the horse being complete garbage, now quick put it in my barn. Sorry I don't know who it is.
    Last edited by Airfern; Jan. 28, 2012 at 11:02 AM. Reason: fix quote tags



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    "Where am I going,and why am I in this handbasket?" - can't remember who either!
    stained glass groupie
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    PRS's siggy:

    "My biggest fear is that when I die my husband is going to try to sell all my horses and tack for what I told him they cost."

    Every one of them had that look of a girl infatuated with horses, the happy, fated look of a passenger setting sail on the Titanic.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Airfern View Post
    I second this.

    I also like the one quoted about the horse being complete garbage, now quick put it in my barn. Sorry I don't know who it is.
    paulaedwina, quoting from petstorejunkie.

    My favorite is this one from 3Dogs:

    "Her life was okay. Sometimes she wished she were sleeping with the right man instead of with her dog, but she never felt she was sleeping with the wrong dog."

    Someone has a quote from in in their sig line, but I rarely see it and can't remember what it is. It's an honor, though!
    2012 goal: learn to ride like a Barn Rat

    A helmet saved my life.



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    Tidy Rabbit. Has the best siggy ever!



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    Quote Originally Posted by kristinq View Post
    PRS's siggy:

    "My biggest fear is that when I die my husband is going to try to sell all my horses and tack for what I told him they cost."

    They will go quick....



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    Quote Originally Posted by TheHorseProblem View Post
    My favorite is this one from 3Dogs:

    "Her life was okay. Sometimes she wished she were sleeping with the right man instead of with her dog, but she never felt she was sleeping with the wrong dog."
    Agree with this one, and I also love (I think EqTrainer?) "Kindness is free."
    Caitlin
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    Drumrunner has a good one

    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
    CandyApple has a true one

    "It is always the right time for chocolate"
    Netg gets the final vote though for

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by katarine
    If you have a fat gay horse that likes Parelli, you're really screwed
    I'm not sure if I grew out of stupid or ran out of brave.

    Practicing Member of the Not too Klassy for Boxed Wine Clique



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    Yes, 3Dogs is my other favorite.



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    Yours is pretty good too, Haffy:


    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mswillie
    Yeah, but that was man fat. From what I've been reading 200 lbs of man fat weighs less than 200 lbs of lady fat.

    Practicing Member of the Not too Klassy for Boxed Wine Clique
    2012 goal: learn to ride like a Barn Rat

    A helmet saved my life.



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    Quote Originally Posted by CDE Driver View Post
    "Relinquish your whip"
    This is one of my favorites, because I know the story behind it. So funny!


    Also, Wayside's-
    Psst... I think your crazy is showing. Might want to tuck that in.
    Last edited by mpsbarnmanager; Jan. 28, 2012 at 03:56 PM.



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    I need to hear the story behind "relinquish your whip!"
    Charlie Brown (1994 bay TB X gelding)
    White Star (2004 grey TB gelding)

    Mystical Moment, 1977-2010.



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    Quote Originally Posted by AliCat518 View Post
    I need to hear the story behind "relinquish your whip!"
    Same here, have been curious for awhile!
    Mon Ogon (Mojo), black/bay 16 H TB Gelding



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    have always wanted to know that story as well !!!!
    ayrabz
    "Indecision may or may not be my problem"
    --Jimmy Buffett



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    This is from RacetrackReject, and I LOL every time I read it, since I remember the thread it came from:

    Rhode Islands are red;
    North Hollands are blue.
    Sorry my thoroughbreds
    Stomped on your roo.

    Originally Posted by pAin't_Misbehavin' :
    The dude abides ...



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