Oh, heck you really, really have to work at seeing anything phallic (NOT fallic) in this. Didn't you have a stick horse when you were kid? Don't you have peewee equitation at your shows, where the child runs a course (complete with jumps) on a stick horse? C'mon. Get real. Women don't have phalluses, and men don't have two of them. This is a bunch of people having fun..I'm amazed they're not all laughing their boots off. And the cat is priceless!!!
The best thing to do on a golf course is a GALLOP!