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    Talking Anyone else see "The Equestrian" Short Film Trailer yet?

    I don't think this has been posted yet, but I just got a Facebook notification from COTH about a new trailer for a short film called "The Equestrian".

    I think it is supposed to be serious, but I LMAO! Especially at the fact the rider was always wearing a tank top...

    Here's the youtube link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFsKt...p5ANPOkLY40zL_



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    Maybe I've seen way too much porn in my life but is it just me.....? I mean the egg, the shower, the riding in a tank top....?

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    What the fruitbat?!?
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    The horse is evil!!
    They even gave him the shifty eyes
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    The only words that come to mind when I watch that are: Homoerotic, Creepy, and Bizarre.
    Thus do we growl that our big toes have, at this moment, been thrown up from below!



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    AH HA !!!!!!!!! I knew there wasn't going to be a helmet on top of that tank top
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    Quote Originally Posted by LexInVA View Post
    The only words that come to mind when I watch that are: Homoerotic, Creepy, and Bizarre.


    I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought that! Especially the homoerotic aspect! How many of you have seen male riders in tank tops? Especially the form fitting, gym-bunny ones?

    When the character was bleeding up against the wall, my first thought was that he was being beaten up by another DQ!



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    Oh that is awful..."Just ride your best"......"He must be broken and civilised" WTF



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    "Freddie is a talented young dressage rider. Gaius is his fearless stallion. Their relationship has made them a marvel to watch. Today, these two athletes arrive at the threshold of what should prove a dazzling grand prix career. But what happens to a partnership when pride and vanity sets one party against the other?"

    Did my horse write this script?

    Loved the clip with the horse standing over the bloody-nosed Freddie giving him the Stinkeye:
    "C'mon Riderboy! You want a piece of this???"

    And WTF was the shower scene???
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    "He must be broken and civilised" WTF
    I'm pretty sure that is what the horse was thinking when he was standing over the rider.
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    2 mins of my life I will never get back.


    Anyone else instantly think that Matthias Rath was the rider on the ground with the bloody nose with Totilas standing over.
    Ginger hair and all

    I am NOT saying Rath is a poor rider or a dressage diva (divo for men?), its just funny that the actor is the same age, riding a big black stallion with ginger/blond hair.



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    Posted by MunchingonHay:

    Anyone else instantly think that Matthias Rath was the rider on the ground with the bloody nose with Totilas standing over.



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    Default Good grief

    No kidding about the homoerotic, creepy, twisted!!!
    WTF was the shower scene about? and the no helmet, tight tank top BS!
    And why didn't he get the EFF of the floor and catch his friggin horse. It might have been running about, but he should get his a$$ up off the ground and at least try.

    It's almost as bad as the palamino-riding-off-into-the-sunset BS we used to get in horse movies only a lot sicker and more twisted.
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    Okay, so it ain't just me.

    But why is my boy Carl in it? Was he doing someone a favor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulaedwina View Post
    Okay, so it ain't just me.

    But why is my boy Carl in it? Was he doing someone a favor?

    Paula
    Probably for some measure of authenticity and because the filmmaker has ties to the LGBQT folks because of her last short, "The Chef's Letter", which means she would conceivably gain access to Carl given how well received it was amongst them and that he's (as we all know by now) openly gay and prominent enough to have interacted with her at the UK Gay Film Festivals and whatnot.
    Thus do we growl that our big toes have, at this moment, been thrown up from below!



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    It might would have some merit as a porno.



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    OMGiH! as if the dressage world did not have enough of a reputation for being bizarre.
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    Hahahahaha! Thanks for that



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