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  1. #1
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    Default Eventing Santa Baby

    Santa baby, slip a Stubben under the tree, for me
    I’ve been an awful good girl
    Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Santa baby, a three horse slant load trailer for me, for free
    I’ll wait up for you dear
    Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Think of all the clinics I’ve missed
    Think of my bad habits that still exist
    Next year, my hands could be oh so good
    If you check off my Christmas list
    Boo doo bee doo

    Santa honey, I wanna horse who jumps a 4*
    Cross country course
    I’ve been an angel all year
    Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Santa cutie, there’s one thing I really do need, the deed
    To the farm of my dreams
    Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Santa baby, fill my stocking with new Pikeurs, 3 more
    They make my butt look so nice
    Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Come and trim my Christmas tree
    With some carrots and some old hard Easter Peeps
    I really do believe in you
    Lets see if you believe in me
    Boo doo bee doo

    Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
    All weather footing inside
    Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Hurry down the chimney tonight



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    We really need a BIG LIKE button
    "Looked bigger when I couldn't see him."~ Jayne Cobb



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    That was great and had me cracking up!
    Blog: http://movingonupeventing.blogspot.com/

    Don't believe the hype.



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    Lyrical genius :-)



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    Amazing!! Love it



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    Yeah, baby! (>>X<<...>>X<< finger snaps times 2)
    They don't call me frugal for nothing.
    Proud and achy member of the Eventing Grannies clique.



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    Fabulous! Reminds me of the 12 Days of Christmas we had on this forum last year. Why didn't we start that again?
    "Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing" - Robert Benchley
    Cotton would fight.
    http://buildingthegrove.blogspot.com/



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    LOVE it! Doesn't every girl want a ring for Christmas?!



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    This is excellent! Thanks for the laugh.



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    FDL* Loved it. Encore!



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    Glad you all liked it It just came to me in the shower hahahaha



  12. #12
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    Love it!! The all weather ring is my favorite.



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