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    Nooooooo, my darling Toxic Twin Sister, you need to use them in correct context!!! Because if you "toled" to the "stinking flounder jump," in means you were fornicating to a sometimes-deadly horse disease fence. And if you are grabbing hoohoos, mama's gonna drop dead from fright!
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    WE FORGOT ABOUT THE FAMOUS HORSE FLIPPING that goes on here!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
    Because if you "toled" to the "stinking flounder jump," in means you were fornicating to a sometimes-deadly horse disease fence. And if you are grabbing hoohoos, mama's gonna drop dead from fright! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
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    I'm going through and reading the favorites, the entire tee-shirt thread (what ever happened? did the shirts get made?), and STILL have not found all the words... you guys are making this tricky!

    is this the origin of the Inverness Problem?

    and is this a good Pocket Trainer reference? (which i'm assuming is a spinoff of this thread)



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    J4J, I do believe that is indeed the thread!

    So, let's review:

    fing - fornicating
    nump - fornicating
    toled - fornicating
    Inverness Problem - chapped chick privates
    attackative - in your face
    aghasted - shocked OR when you are the recipient of an involuntary Silent But Deadly
    le tit be - let it, indeed
    this it be wrong - when it ain't right
    Aunt Esther's purse - what you get smacked against your head if you're bad
    where's the fruitbat? - what the fuh?
    the porch - good place to sit and watch trainswrecks
    trout - another head-smacking device
    dranken - drinking, a drink, being drunk
    stinking flounder - sinking founder http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...milies/cry.gif
    loff - love, baby!
    OMGiH - auf Deutsch for oh my God in Heaven
    hoohoo - chick privates
    hoochie bucket - AI receptacle
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    Pardon me, but I did some pony flipping just last week!

    I had forgotten about the Pocket Trainer!! One of my favorites!

    I'm supposed to be sleeping now, preparing for another night on the midnight shift! it's totally distorted my day. I can't sleep, it'daytime!! But I HAVE to sleep, I'll be working all night!!! Aghghghh! Who needs sleep anyway! this is so much more fun!
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    Oh, I was going to add "wedding tackle" and show that *I* know tht WTF was from a poster saying SHE didn't swear, with the paragraph peppered with WTF's, to show my vast and limitless knowledge of this stuff. But SOMEBODY is vaster than me...



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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by frugalannie:
    The only one that might still mystify is "Where's the fruitbat?". In case someone hasn't already posted the origin, I believe it came to life after an agitated poster peppered her reply with "WTF". As this is a very polite group, it was felt that the only possible meaning was "Where's the fruitbat?". [QUOTE]

    Hahaha.. now it all makes sense! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...icon_smile.gif
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    K- Since i'm home sick- i'm in no way qualified to do this, but after hours of research, here are my revisions to the list:

    Peeps: marshmallow bodied renditions of baby barnyard animals, sugar coated in pale pink, lavender, yellow, green and blue
    "My personal favorite method of peepocide is to put them in the microwave for a few seconds - watch those bunnies expand! Whoo! Too much fun"
    Plight of the Peeps
    Fing: fornicating:
    "You can get finged in Amsterdam but it will cost you"
    Nump: fornicating with socks on
    "I don't nump with socks on...should I be?" "Yes! or you're not numping"
    Fing and Nump
    Toled: Fornicating
    "Heidi toled both those guys at the same time, she's such a tart!"
    (need link)
    Inverness Problem: chapped female private area
    "I need some new riding underpants, because I've got a really bad Inverness Problem"
    Iverness Problem
    HooHoo: Female private part
    "All-day numping can give you an Inverness Problem and chap your hoohoo."
    Heidi HooHoo (HHH): unit of measure equivalent to 2'
    "Hello, I'd like to buy 12 large sized garden gnomes, Heidi Hoo Hoo in height"
    Attackative: in your face
    "stop being so attackative"
    Aghasted: shocked OR when you are the recipient of an involuntary Silent But Deadly
    "Beezer aghasted me and didn't even say 'excuse me'!"
    (need link)
    Le tit: let it be, evolved from a typo
    "I wish she'd stop bring up the whole 'aghasted' thing, it's time to just le tit."
    Bugs n Frodo's typo
    Aunt Esther's Purse: what you get smacked against your head if you're bad
    "That BBer deserves a good smack with Aunt Esther's purse!"
    Where's The Fruitbat?: derivitive of WTF
    "The horse was dead, and now he's not? Where's the fruitbat?!"
    (link not available)
    Fruitbathead:all purpose cuss-word to be used on complete idiots
    "Some Fruitbathead cut me off on the freeway!"
    Helda Nump and Inga Fing: the two COTH fruitbats
    Helda and Inga
    The Porch: watching trainwrecks
    "Time to sit on the porch and watch this trainwreck unfold."
    Trainwreck: thread turned into a flaming war (often mean remarks aimed at fellow posters)
    (need best thread)
    Snarky: a blatant often clever attack on a BBer, to demote the BBer's knowledge and promote your own
    &lt;&lt;** need sentence **&gt;&gt;
    Troll: someone who posts comments aimed at starting trouble in an attempt to cause a trainwreck
    "Don't feed the trolls or they'll ruin the thread"
    Beaver Drilling: an oil-related company in Canada who sponsors many Spruce Meadows classes
    "Mr. Bean LOVES that Beaver Drilling class!"
    US BBers learn about Beaver Drilling
    Plunger:A device used to threaten a mare, who is VERY LATE FOALING and has been showing signs of impending birth for weeks, that she absolutely must foal NOW
    &lt;&lt; ** need sentence ** &gt;&gt;
    VERY long SHB thread
    Baby Eating:
    originated in this thread?
    Revoled: grossed out, 'typo' of revolted
    "I am revoled by green peas"
    read with caution
    Ardvarkcaca: COTH synonym for bullshit
    "That's ardvarkcaca!"
    second post
    Horse Flippin': When a crazy person gallops across a field of scarey jumps, with the reins in one hand (sometimes), and a beer in the other, while trying to flip their horses over the jumps.
    "Wanna drink some coronas and go horse-flippin' this weekend?"
    How to correctly horse-flip
    Denial Floss: used to fix a wide array of problems
    "Perhaps some denial floss will help that gin-gin-itis?"
    Trout: head-whacking device
    "She needs a good whack with a dead fish! Bring me a trout!"
    Dranken: drink- originated from a poster's poor grammar
    "At World Cup in April, I am sure I will be driven to dranken. Why, I could use a dranken right now."
    Stinking Flounder: sinking founder
    "Sadly, it turned into stinking flounder and we had to put him down."
    Jingles: jingling curb chains for good luck
    "Jingles from cali that your horsey recovers quickly!"
    quick reference
    originated in the infamous "Question for Merry" thread
    Willem: a German horse with helpful advice and insights for us humans and horses alike
    "RIP Willem 1982-2003 http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...milies/cry.gif "
    a "Dear Willem" thread
    Hallo von der Rainbow Bridge!
    Loff: Willem's pronounciation of Love:
    "mein modder, coreene, i loff her!"
    This it be wrong: something that's wrong
    "Horse slaughter, this it be wrong."
    from the wisdom of Willem (we loff him)
    Spankmonkey/Virginia/Hoochie bucket/Karroten Fund: read Willem Explains the Facts of Life
    OMGiH: Oh My God! in german
    "Oh mein Gott in Himmel!"

    for list of COTH sayings, please review this tee-shirt thread



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    I don't have the links to all of 'em either, most of them I just winged with an example. But "dranken" came from some grammar/spelling challenged individual who used to post on Horse Care occasionally. No names, please! And Hoochie Bucket first arrived in Willem's instructions for Le Duc. And Willem never said "OMGiH" until Dorina said it first (he was originally of the "oh mein Gott" persuasion).
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    OMG.. I am just peeing myself reading this thread.
    Well, I have my own farm now...Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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    OK guys, chime in here!

    fix my list, i'm sure it needs it. and i've added some comments/questions next to the definitions

    and can ANYONE (mistyblue?) find the picture of helga and inga? i looked at it today already but can't seem to find where i got the link- i even saw the one of the stuffed fruitbat with giant cheeks http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...milies/lol.gif



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    My own personal contribution:
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by J4J:
    _OK guys, chime in here! _

    fix my list, i'm sure it needs it. and i've added some comments/questions next to the definitions

    and can ANYONE (mistyblue?) find the picture of helga and inga? i looked at it today already but can't seem to find where i got the link- i even saw the one of the stuffed fruitbat with giant cheeks http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...milies/lol.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I want to say they're in the tee shirt thread...

    I posted the origins of revoled and aardvarkcaca a few pages ago I think. WIll try and find the original WTF thread...
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    Pic(s) of the fruitbats
    http://chronicleforums.com/groupee/f...4461#625604461

    Also, check out Kel's sig, right under MB's post
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    Sweet bejayzus! That is one ugly ass bat!
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    As I recall, there's both "attackive" and "attackative". I think attackative is used when someone is very, very attackive. My personal favorite.

    The best thing about attackive, is the BB'er who originally coined the word still uses it on a regular basis, I believe, in all sincerity without tongue in cheek.



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
    Sweet bejayzus! That is one ugly ass bat! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Coreene, I'd like to remind you that it's National No-Naming Calling Week. How do you think that comment made the bat feel? SHAME on you, missy.
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    Beaver Drilling -- from the early-ish days of the boards, maybe the first Canadian Invasion [and that there's another COTH Term in itself].

    There actually is a Canadian oil and gas drilling company named Beaver Drilling Ltd. Of course, once one of the Canadians mentioned it here, it got a whole new meaning. http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...s/winkgrin.gif
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