Went camping with the horse this weekend to one of our favorite camping/riding locations.
Went for a short ride upon arrival Friday night - horses felt REALLY good and we ended up making an hour loop in 30 minutes. It was a blast!
Get back to camp, high on life (me and the horse) from such a fun ride! Dismount.....
(In my head) "Hmmm......my pants feel funny"
'Funny' feeling brews in the pit of my stomach.
(Riding buddy) "OMG!!! You have a huge hole in the @$$ of your pants!!!!!! I can see your white undies!!!
Turns out that the entire left side of the seat of my pants was split.
To add insult to injury, I believe I've mentioned before that I go Commando.
Yep, those weren't my white undies....it was one of my white biscuits.
Half moon on Friday night!
I'll drink to that.
Was it a close contact saddle?
Well, I suppose it was MUCH closer contact after the malfunction than before.
I hope that was a thick sheepskin on your saddle.
Did you use duct tape to repair it?
Intermediate Riding Skills
Nope - did the "hide my hinnie side-step-shuffle" over to the trailer and changed into a pair of shorts.
Then I hung my split pants on the side of my truck like a trophy.
Might as well own it.
memories are made of this....