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  1. #1
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    Talking Wardrobe Fail....

    Went camping with the horse this weekend to one of our favorite camping/riding locations.

    Went for a short ride upon arrival Friday night - horses felt REALLY good and we ended up making an hour loop in 30 minutes. It was a blast!

    Get back to camp, high on life (me and the horse) from such a fun ride! Dismount.....

    (In my head) "Hmmm......my pants feel funny"
    'Funny' feeling brews in the pit of my stomach.
    (Riding buddy) "OMG!!! You have a huge hole in the @$$ of your pants!!!!!! I can see your white undies!!!

    Turns out that the entire left side of the seat of my pants was split.

    To add insult to injury, I believe I've mentioned before that I go Commando.

    Yep, those weren't my white undies....it was one of my white biscuits.

    Half moon on Friday night!

    I'll drink to that.



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    Default good for you!

    Was it a close contact saddle?



  3. #3
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    Well, I suppose it was MUCH closer contact after the malfunction than before.



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    I hope that was a thick sheepskin on your saddle.

    Did you use duct tape to repair it?
    Intermediate Riding Skills



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    Nope - did the "hide my hinnie side-step-shuffle" over to the trailer and changed into a pair of shorts.

    Then I hung my split pants on the side of my truck like a trophy.

    Might as well own it.



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    Default way to have fun

    memories are made of this....



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