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  1. Jul. 3, 2011, 02:29 PM #1
    Alagirl
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    Default G-D hates divorce

    Discuss.

    Don't Quote Me! I Am On Ignore!

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    God hates you because you are different.
    "He took my heart and ran with it, and I hope he's running still, fast and strong, a piece of my heart bound up with his forever"
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    nuh-uh, you are different!
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    I prefer to be different!
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    I don't believe in God, but I do believe in divorce.
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    Where is the logic to insisting GOD made everything and then be mad at those that may not care about any gods?

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    Since God has never married, then God doesn't get an opinion about it. And since he's never been on Divorce Court as a judge, then then he must not care either.
    You can't fix stupid-Ron White

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    Quote Originally Posted by kookicat View Post
    I don't believe in God, but I do believe in divorce.
    Best reply to a topic, ever.

    And DITTO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JanM View Post
    Since God has never married, then God doesn't get an opinion about it. And since he's never been on Divorce Court as a judge, then then he must not care either.
    I know right? It's not like he couldn't make the time!
    "Aye God, Woodrow..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alagirl View Post
    nuh-uh, you are different!
    I said it first!

    And besides, my God can beat up your God. So there.
    "He took my heart and ran with it, and I hope he's running still, fast and strong, a piece of my heart bound up with his forever"
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    NUH-UH!!!!
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    who cares about your god's opinions? not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wendy View Post
    who cares about your god's opinions? not me.
    That's because my god is better. And you know it. And if you don't, then you should.

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    It's all Lillith's fault. She started it.

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    Since I was married by a lawyer under the authority of the state of Virginia, God didn't really enter the equation, so he wouldn't really get much of a say.
    She sent us a biter-gram, y'all!

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    How much worse could God make it if the 2 people are already in hell??!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nickers@dawn View Post
    How much worse could God make it if the 2 people are already in hell??!!
    Maybe he could add some humidity? Just in case it was a dry heat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedMare01 View Post
    Maybe he could add some humidity? Just in case it was a dry heat.
    Two days ago at the post office we were complaining how we were breaking heath records and a local lady answered, very seriously, "THE END is coming, Jesus said so."

  19. Jul. 3, 2011, 04:20 PM #19
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    Lilith only ditched Adam because he refused to treat her as an equal and tried to force her into submissive sexual positions.
    I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right
    Violence doesn't end violence. It extends it. Break the cycle.

  20. Jul. 3, 2011, 04:25 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluey View Post
    Two days ago at the post office we were complaining how we were breaking heath records and a local lady answered, very seriously, "THE END is coming, Jesus said so."
    Heath like the candy bar? Hmm so God only cares about divorce and chocolate. Things are beginning to make sense.
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