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  1. #1
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    I saw something like this in here...
    What is the funniest/stupid barn or show name you've ever heard?

    Lucy and Dynamite



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    I saw something like this in here...
    What is the funniest/stupid barn or show name you've ever heard?

    Lucy and Dynamite



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    we had a couple around here a few years ago that I used to get a kick out of - Buck Naked and Bare Naked

    so it would be So and So riding Buck Naked http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c.../icon_razz.gif



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    Cheer Up,chestnut gelding who always had his ears back and his lips curled... http://chronicleforums.com/images/cu...ilies/uhoh.gif



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    "Attention, Shoppers!"
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    But all the finest horsemen out—the men to Beat the Band—
    You’ll find amongst the crowd that ride their races in the Stand



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    Like a Virgin

    Mighty Tall (Horse was 15hh at best
    http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...n_confused.gif)
    Horse Show Names Free name website with over 6200 names. Want to add? PM me!



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    Hayrack



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    Famous Fugley And he was notFugley http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...on_biggrin.gif
    "you can only ride the drama llama so hard before it decides to spit in your face." ?Caffeinated.



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    There was a burro called 'Donkey Ho-tay'...
    “There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.”
    John Adams


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    We just bought one named "A Chip on his Shoulder" - yet he is a VERY friendly guy. Very personable. Gotta think of a new name for him I think... but needs to include "Chip" - Kels wants to name him Chippendales, I said Alvin the Chipmunk...
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    "Eventer's do it 3 ways in 3 days"



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    We had one in to be broken once named Captain Undies.



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    I saw horse Lift Ticket at a show that farted over every jump... so I had to laugh.
    \"There are no wants in this sport, only needs.\"



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    I own a retired exracer named Chicken Lips.

    I think I win.


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    My last horse showed under "The Obvious Winner"...which sounded fantastic when you won your class, but pretty funny when you pinned lower.

    My old barn had a old grey named "Space Ghost" and a little chestnut who showed under "Boo Ger"
    ~Drafties Clique~Sprite's Mom~ASB-loving eventer~
    www.gianthorse.photoreflect.com ~ http://photobucket.com/albums/v692/tarheelmd07/


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    There was a girl up here who rode a horse called "Daddy's Mercedes" or some kind of fancy car. I thought that was pretty cute.



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    i rode a pony jumper 20 years ago whose name was Pissant. there was a pony hunter running around down here named One and Roanly (she was really cute bay roan). I'm going to show my spazz half-arab under the name Beware the Mare.
    "Cynicism is a sorry kind of wisdom" Barack Obama



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    There is a pony that does the local HJ shows around here called 'pony of my ownie'


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    We had an advanced eventer/GP show jumper in NZ...called Fig Jam.

    Stands for "F*** Im Good, Just Ask Me"

    Horse is now in Pippa Funnell's yard http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...on_biggrin.gif



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    AHA!! I know who you are now, wishes. Did you sell him after Taupo?
    Chief Irrelevant Poster and member of the Broken Leg Brigade.

    I wouldn't event at all, but it feels SO GOOD when you complete in one piece...



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    I saw a horse event once called "Spiders From Mars". Great name!



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