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    Default Gray hair THERE? Seriously?...

    OK, I admit, things got a little wild n' wooly down there over winter, so this morning as it was a beautiful spring morning, it was time for a tidy up.

    Freakin' heck. Not one, but two GRAY bikini hairs.

    I'm mid-30s. Is this what I have to look forward to. I mean what's next? Don't tell me they fall out too after all these years of paying to have em yanked out.

    (and what was DH thinking not telling me?!)



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    Ick.

    Yes, eventually you will go bald. By then you won't be tempted to wear a bikni anyway. We hope.

    Stuff like this is why I usually avoid OT days.



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    You haven't even begun to experience the 'joys' of aging. Gray hair there is nothing compared to thinning hair there. And graying head hair that I've been dying for years, and hot flashes, and creaky everything. It's just starting for you, but I'm well ahead of you. And when you hit 40 the doctors blame everything on age, and I think many of them see you as a complainer, instead of a patient first.
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    Ok, I'm just trying to picture the body-pretzel of how you even found those two gray hairs.......

    Also trying to picture (maybe not) the senario of your DH mentioning to you that you have two gray hairs 'down there' and trying (maybe not) to imagine what that does to DH's future plans for the evening......



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    Quote Originally Posted by Beasmom View Post
    Ick.

    Yes, eventually you will go bald. By then you won't be tempted to wear a bikni anyway. We hope.

    Stuff like this is why I usually avoid OT days.

    What?!? Momma didn't tell me I'd go bald down there. This is maybe in the cards?

    FWIW, I don't think the guy's solution to the receding hairline (go Bruce Willis bald) is going to have the same aesthetic appeal for the nether regions.

    Just spend a minute getting the visual-- Barbie but with a very different kind of skin bared.
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    Yep, the gray THERE...

    My Momma told me if I didn't like it I could shave certainly not the advice I was expecting



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    Just because there is snow on the field does not mean you can't still play ball. . .



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mara View Post
    Just because there is snow on the field does not mean you can't still play ball. . .
    Some have snow early, would be a waste of a field...



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    Quote Originally Posted by mvp View Post
    What?!? Momma didn't tell me I'd go bald down there. This is maybe in the cards?

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    My Mom did! She said you go gray, and then it falls out!! Maybe that's why they have Murkins (sp?).



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mara View Post
    Just because there is snow on the field does not mean you can't still play ball. . .
    One of the most active groups of people sexually are those 65 and over. Clearly, that issue has not been an issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetsmom View Post
    My Mom did! She said you go gray, and then it falls out!! Maybe that's why they have Murkins (sp?).
    It's "merkins", and those things crack me up. I guess when we're in our 70's we'll need to visit the "merkin-tile exchange"?



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    Ok, what is a merkin?
    Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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    It's a wig for your pubic region. A toupee for your t***. No kidding:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin



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    It's a toupe for the nether regions. That's all I know.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Beasmom View Post
    It's a toupe for the nether regions. That's all I know.


    fake bush....



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    I think they are pulling your leg.
    Not everyone goes gray and/or bald there with age.
    Don't believe me, ask any OR nurse.



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    The trend is now bare floors, "Not" shag rugs! When it all falls out, I will be in style again.



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    That picture in wiki was AWESOME! LOL! I nearly choked on my salad!
    Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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    You can always go Vegas Concrete. Or if thy grey pubes offend thee, pluck them out.

    They use a lot of merkins on Spartacus.

    And they even give concerts!

    http://kaufman-center.org/merkin-concert-hall
    Delicious strawberry flavored death!



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    Quote Originally Posted by cheektwocheek View Post
    The trend is now bare floors, "Not" shag rugs! When it all falls out, I will be in style again.

    Seems like you are behind the curve...



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