[ellebeaux]

Toys get tarted up
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/419050...2/from/toolbar

Struts the ponies!!!!

[saddlebum122]

I think my mares would be highly annoyed if I tried to put them in hooker heels.

[kinnip]

I just threw up in my mouth.

[Somermist]

Those heels would be pretty muddy today.

[JustTrails]

My mare would not look good in that pink - besides the dress would make her butt look big!

[danceronice]

So is this the wrong time to admit I owned FashionStar Fillies? They went with the She-Ra horses (clear plastic) in the "toys I could play a little harder with because they were a lot cheaper than Breyers."

They already pulled this with the My Little Ponies, though--now they're all skinny and non-pony-like. (Though really, that SHOULD make it easier to customize one as My Little Steampunk Pony, if I could find one I didn't just hate. I can't bring myself to mangle a vintage MLP.)

[tradewind]

That is, how would one say, oh I know...Revolting!

[sketcher]

My mare would not look good in that pink - besides the dress would make her butt look big!

So, would pink make my horses butt look bigger than mine?

[MunchingonHay]

the head is shaped like the animated unicorn from "the last unicorn".

[lcw579]

Just what every mother wants to buy her little girl: ProstiPony.

Anyone else get a giggle out of the fact it is being produced by Playmates?

[jengersnap]

Oh great, it's the next gen of My Little Pony: My Little Hooker!

[LLDM]

Really. Creepy.

SCFarm

[SarahandSam]

So is this the wrong time to admit I owned FashionStar Fillies? They went with the She-Ra horses (clear plastic) in the "toys I could play a little harder with because they were a lot cheaper than Breyers."

They already pulled this with the My Little Ponies, though--now they're all skinny and non-pony-like. (Though really, that SHOULD make it easier to customize one as My Little Steampunk Pony, if I could find one I didn't just hate. I can't bring myself to mangle a vintage MLP.)

Agreed--at least my Fashion Star Filly was more or less dun coloured, and I didn't put Barbie shoes on her! I hate the new MLP look too...

I would shoot myself before I bought a child a Bratz doll or any of their ilk...

[alg0181]

OMG
Big Lick TWH?
It has padded shoes AND ankle chains!!!1

So sad... I would hate to see its hocks in 5 years...

[PlatinumVt]

Wow, that is awful. And what does a horse put in it's purse?

On the very next page of that slideshow "One monster teen, Clawdeen, is part werewolf and her online back story is that she regularly waxes away her excess hair."

Why would that be included on a backstory?! I can't think of any doll that includes information on personal grooming/hygiene.

[my_doran]

yikes!

another post of a silly new toy or product that requires me to say " I'LL PASS"

mind you if you toned down the pink,took away the purse and high heels..it would be kind of a nice pony toy.jmo

[ridingmomof3]

I just threw up in my mouth.

[danceronice]

Agreed--at least my Fashion Star Filly was more or less dun coloured, and I didn't put Barbie shoes on her! I hate the new MLP look too...

I would shoot myself before I bought a child a Bratz doll or any of their ilk...

I had the "Lipizanner" one, and one that was...pinky-bluey-whatever. (I liked pink.)

Toys like this make me hope if I EVER have a child, it's a boy. I don't want to deal with it.

[caffeinated]

This makes me glad I'm not a mother.

[Whitfield Farm Hanoverians]

Oh Lordy!! My Johnny & Jane West dolls just rolled over in their cardboard "graves" in the attic!