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    Default You know you've been hanging out on the COTH boards too long when...

    Okay, I need a laugh. We've done these before, but I thought it was time for a new one. (This winter is just not ending and I'm looking for some old fashioned COTH humor.)

    You've been here too long when...you have over 10,000 posts.

    ...you know what WTF stands for where's the fruitbat.

    ...you are the holder of Aunt Esther's Purse (I've been looking for you!).

    ...you...
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    .... when you have a list of show names saved as a word file to cut and paste into yet another "I NEED A SHOW NAME ASAP" thread.

    .... when you think of your friend and her COTH name as two different people. :0

    .... when you look at a field of horses and try to see if any of them match the descriptions on the "Missing Horses" board.
    ~Kryswyn~ Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo
    Check out my Kryswyn JRTs on Facebook

    "Life is merrier with a terrier!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kryswyn View Post
    .... when you think of your friend and her COTH name as two different people. :0
    I just spewed my water on my keyboard over that one. I know that my friends tend to separate Velvet from who I am in normal life.
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet View Post
    I just spewed my water on my keyboard over that one. I know that my friends tend to separate Velvet from who I am in normal life.
    Well, Velvet, Kryswyn is taller and skinnier than me!
    ~Kryswyn~ Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo
    Check out my Kryswyn JRTs on Facebook

    "Life is merrier with a terrier!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kryswyn View Post
    Well, Velvet, Kryswyn is taller and skinnier than me!
    Seems you're alter is fictional, mine just gets to be less PC than I'm forced to be in real life.
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    If you are in the middle of a long, long, long post and you didn't notice who's it was before you began, you scroll back up to see if SLC is back.
    I want a signature but I have nothing original to say except: "STHU and RIDE!!!

    Wonderful COTHER's I've met: belleellis, stefffic, snkstacres and janedoe726.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet View Post

    ...you know what WTF stands for where's the fruitbat.

    WTF??? LOL! I haven't been here long enough...
    Kelly
    Zimpatico - 21 year old Hanoverian



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    ... when you turn your computer on and it is already on COTH.



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    ...when you start using "jingles" in everyday speech.

    "Oh, your Aunt Shirley's in the hospital? I'm sending jingles for her."
    "Imma snap youuuu! - with a shout out to Wildlifer



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    Red face

    Quote Originally Posted by allpurpose View Post
    ...when you start using "jingles" in everyday speech.

    "Oh, your Aunt Shirley's in the hospital? I'm sending jingles for her."
    I did that to a friend the other day.



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    Quote Originally Posted by huntereq_princess View Post
    WTF??? LOL! I haven't been here long enough...
    Awww..a COTH newbie!

    73 posts so far? You do have a lot to learn, at least by way of COTH-isms.

    You've been here too long when you know what Baby Vindaloo is and WHO slc is.
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    ... you've watched foals be born, halter broke, started undersaddle, first time in the show ring, first blue ribbon, first day of retirement.....



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    "Jingles"--yep. Oh, and what about peeps? It isn't chic for "people" out here.
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    You end your train wreck causing post with................OK, zipping up my Flame Suit now.
    "Don't make me go all chestnut mare on you"!



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    When you tell someone in real life about a post/story you read on COTH and say, for simplicity's sake: "My friend's horse did xyz..."

    Then they ask who your friend is.

    "Oh, did I say my friend? I meant...someone I know....from the internet..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by rtrules View Post
    You end your train wreck causing post with................OK, zipping up my Flame Suit now.
    It took me a second to process your post. I thought you meant you were responding to ME, not saying that a poster would end their train wreck posts that way.

    I never understood the need for the flame suit. If you're going to incite a riot, be prepared to run with the herd, or get trampled--and take it like a real COTHer.
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    when Fred posts pictures of Tiamo on her facebook page and you get a little bit choked up...
    The ninja monkeys are plotting my demise as we speak....



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    Quote Originally Posted by To the MAX View Post
    When you tell someone in real life about a post/story you read on COTH and say, for simplicity's sake: "My friend's horse did xyz..."

    Then they ask who your friend is.

    "Oh, did I say my friend? I meant...someone I know....from the internet..."
    hahaha I have definitely done this!!
    Who is John Galt?



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    When you double check the "clean" function on your oven before putting the chicken in!!!!!

    When you burn dinner because you MUST. POST. NOW!!

    LBR
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    R.I.P Ron Smith, you'll be greatly missed



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    Oh, that poor chicken!



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