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  1. #41
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    From Horse Nation:

    http://www.horsenation.com/2012/08/2...orse-for-sale/

    Head, meet desk.

    But on the plus side, at least he has "no nutts."
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparky6 View Post
    From Horse Nation:

    http://www.horsenation.com/2012/08/2...orse-for-sale/

    Head, meet desk.

    But on the plus side, at least he has "no nutts."
    Oh, come ON! That one HAS to be a joke! Please, someone, tell me it's a joke!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluey View Post
    Just posted here:

    "I have Three horses for sale. One is a horse colt registered buck skin for 500.00. A fourteen year old mare broke to ride and is in foil for 800.00. One older mare broke to ride for 300.00. Call if interested ... "

    Maybe he means in foil, wrapped for grilling, like corn on the cob?
    No, she's getting highlights in her hair, thus the foils. No pull-through-the-cap job for this mare since she's a budget buster at $800.

    Quote Originally Posted by sparky6 View Post
    From Horse Nation:

    http://www.horsenation.com/2012/08/2...orse-for-sale/

    Head, meet desk.

    But on the plus side, at least he has "no nutts."
    Um, someone better get this horse before his winter coat comes back in so he will match again. Yikes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparky6 View Post
    From Horse Nation:

    http://www.horsenation.com/2012/08/2...orse-for-sale/

    Head, meet desk.

    But on the plus side, at least he has "no nutts."
    I hate when my horse changes color on my and no longer matches my tack! You have no idea how many horses I've gone through for that reason!

    Oh lord, that ad and the owner are both the worst.


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    Here's the original CL add for the "horse of many colors." If anyone in WA doesn't care about how important matching your tack to your horse is, then he's your guy. http://kpr.craigslist.org/grd/3208834524.html

    Wish he'd posted "piks," of him, but I guess he didn't want to be further shamed by owning a horse that doesn't match the tack. The shame!

    Of course, he's "blak," not "black." I've heard you need that extra "c" in there to guarantee "color."
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    Here's the text of the ad in case the link disappears:

    i have a nice blak horse for sale hes like 5 he has papers from aqha but he has not nutts so jea not much there but hes kinda turned brownish a bit thats y i dont want him i got him jet blak when he was 4 he was wild ive ben workin on him for a while now n hes ground broken ive riden him a bit i havent put a bit on him yet just the halter to ride him hes fine with the saddle n knows wat to dew he never bucked at all but reason for me sellin him is i got a black n silver trim mexican saddle n well he aint matchin it no more so i wana sell him for 900 i bought him for a grand or will trade for a all blak i mean all blak horse no mares ight n he cant b older den 5 n no smaller den a year old thanx for lookin i can send piks if u want my number is 509 831 21 63 n my name is gus
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    Quote Originally Posted by candico View Post
    This one caught my eye...

    whntd horses($1)
    i am looking for any one that looking for a home for thire horse or horses i have room on my ranch for 2 horses i can do a feed lease and i have a great vet and feairer i have 3 horser not looking to buy dont have a lot of money to spend just a great home and lots of love and care to give so let me know what u have and i can pick up my ph is 805-xxx-xxxx or i can pay $200 per horse that about it right now

    Maybe some of these could hook up. Would love to see the email exchanges...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedmondDressage View Post
    I hate when my horse changes color on my and no longer matches my tack! You have no idea how many horses I've gone through for that reason!
    Yes, I smell like a horse. No, I don't consider that to be a problem.

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    Eegads.

    And then there's this from today:

    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/wat/grd/3231504708.html

    Horse seat

    $50.00

    It's a western saddle.

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    From our local CL

    Pertron Mares - $1500

    I have two pertron mares that at a good breeding age. Both have previously foaled. I want them to go to a good home, I don't have the time to spend with them that they need. $1500 for both.
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    Sure seems like the Percheron's get the most mutilation of their breed name. Saw an ad once that called 'em "Pergaron" horses.
    <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- "When they try to tell you these are your Golden years, don't believe 'em.... It's rust."



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    Today's Trailer Ad offering -- again N'West GA wins:

    for sale or trade! 2horse trailer with Tachroom in good condition

    I envision a gigantic tachometer on the wall

    And you have to see the ad for the picture... it is NOT what you're expecting: http://nwga.craigslist.org/grd/3416086878.html

    <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- "When they try to tell you these are your Golden years, don't believe 'em.... It's rust."


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChocoMare View Post
    Today's Trailer Ad offering -- again N'West GA wins:

    for sale or trade! 2horse trailer with Tachroom in good condition

    I envision a gigantic tachometer on the wall

    And you have to see the ad for the picture... it is NOT what you're expecting: http://nwga.craigslist.org/grd/3416086878.html

    WTH?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChocoMare View Post
    Today's Trailer Ad offering -- again N'West GA wins:

    for sale or trade! 2horse trailer with Tachroom in good condition

    I envision a gigantic tachometer on the wall

    And you have to see the ad for the picture... it is NOT what you're expecting: http://nwga.craigslist.org/grd/3416086878.html

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    Yes, I smell like a horse. No, I don't consider that to be a problem.

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    I so needed a good laugh ....thanks for that!


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    Our local CL currently boast an "amazing gurilla dun gelding" for sale. He is "vaccinated, deformed, and doesn't seem to have any issues with his teeth". Unfortunately he is also very, very skinny with no muscle tone and the photos posted made me sad.
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    "im looking for a horse that is broke or will be easy to break im an expeirenced rider i dont have the money to buy one but if your willing to be kind and give a 17 year old her dream and passion as a secret santa then youd be wonderful i will keep you up to date on him/her. please email call or text me with the info 319 383 3718"

    oh boy...

    http://ames.craigslist.org/grd/3411410724.html
    Yes, I smell like a horse. No, I don't consider that to be a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murphy's Mom View Post
    Our local CL currently boast an "amazing gurilla dun gelding" for sale. He is "vaccinated, deformed, and doesn't seem to have any issues with his teeth". Unfortunately he is also very, very skinny with no muscle tone and the photos posted made me sad.
    well, they said deformed, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murphy's Mom View Post
    Our local CL currently boast an "amazing gurilla dun gelding" for sale. He is "vaccinated, deformed, and doesn't seem to have any issues with his teeth". Unfortunately he is also very, very skinny with no muscle tone and the photos posted made me sad.
    You should pick him up.

    And then you can buy this beautiful "show saddle" to go with him.
    http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/grd/3382326501.html


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    Well now... to the person who dislikes every item I've posted in this thread, there is always the option to NOT read 'em
    <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- "When they try to tell you these are your Golden years, don't believe 'em.... It's rust."


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChocoMare View Post
    Today's Trailer Ad offering -- again N'West GA wins:

    for sale or trade! 2horse trailer with Tachroom in good condition

    I envision a gigantic tachometer on the wall

    And you have to see the ad for the picture... it is NOT what you're expecting: http://nwga.craigslist.org/grd/3416086878.html

    My my ..I am hungry and
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