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  1. #161
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClassynIvansMom View Post
    This...Bahahahahaha! "I think that there should just be random, drive-by ass-whuppins' administered by good ol black baptist church ladies and english horsewomen."

    Where did you find this? HAHAHAHA
    Barbara www.customstockties.com
    Tulsa-QH; Schnickelfritz-Holsteiner; Atikus-Danish Warmblood; Buddy-QH/TB; Winston-Shire; Thomas-Percheron/TB; Mac-Belgian Draft, gone but never forgotten



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief2 View Post
    "Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly on a broomstick. We are flexible like that."

    Love it!
    He,he, he.

    My computer has this stuck to it:

    "Space ends here, mind the gap."



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    I have had mine for years and still stick with it!

    A woman needs two animals: the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it!



  4. #164
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    it's not a sig line, but still GREAT - something like" she sent her children into a field full of horses with a bag of carrots - there are better ways to dispose of unwanted children
    My big man - April 27, 1986 - September 04, 2008-
    You're with me every moment, my big red horse.

    Be kinder than necessary, for everyone is fighting a battle of some kind.


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  5. #165

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    loshad just had a comment on the daisy cutter thread on the hunter/jumper board that I'm very tempted to use:

    loshad
    If you know lesson horses that move like Crown Point, you buy those suckers right now.
    http://www.tbhsa.com/index.html

    Originally Posted by JSwan
    I love feral children. They taste like chicken.



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    I had a sign over my toilet that said,

    "It takes a mighty good husband to be better than none."

    It often separated the wheat from the chaff rather nicely. My now husband came out of the bathroom after our maybe second date and said, 'What do you think makes a good husband?' and I was all, 'Ack!! Ack!!'
    *****
    You will not rise to the occasion, you will default to your level of training.


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    I'm liking Merry's latest:

    Some riders change their horse, they change their saddle, they change their teacher; they never change themselves.
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



  8. #168
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    Quote Originally Posted by leilatigress View Post
    "Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly on a broomstick. We are flexible like that."

    "Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground."
    Haha, I love these two
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



  9. #169
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midge View Post
    I had a sign over my toilet that said,

    "It takes a mighty good husband to be better than none."

    It often separated the wheat from the chaff rather nicely. My now husband came out of the bathroom after our maybe second date and said, 'What do you think makes a good husband?' and I was all, 'Ack!! Ack!!'
    Hahahahahahahahahahha, that would send me for a loop if a guy said something like that on our second date, too!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



  10. #170
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rt66Kix View Post
    Where did you find this? HAHAHAHA

    Quote Originally Posted by ClassynIvansMom View Post
    This...Bahahahahaha! "I think that there should just be random, drive-by ass-whuppins' administered by good ol black baptist church ladies and english horsewomen."
    LoL, I think it might have been in the Child in my pasture thread... perhaps somewhere within pages 4-10, somewhere in there. http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...158097&page=10
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Quote Originally Posted by Midge View Post
    I had a sign over my toilet that said,

    "It takes a mighty good husband to be better than none."
    That's one of my favorite lines! My mom said it to me years ago and I laughed so hard. I say it to my husband every now and again and he looks at me in a "special" way trying to figure out just how I mean it!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief2 View Post
    Hysterical thread! I love them all, but I love MM's quote about not arguing with an idiot the best! I am going to use that one with hubby around the barn. We've got ourselves a couple of lulu's!
    I can imagine your DH doing just that with the barn lulu's, I recall a few in the past at the barn, that he just loved to push their buttons .

    I made a co-worker laugh this week. During a rather unfruitful conference call that was going nowhere fast, I sent him an IM and said "this is about as sucessful as nailing Jello to a tree".

    He now asks me what flavor am I trying to nail today.
    There are friends and faces that may be forgotten, but there are horses that never will be. - Andy Adams



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    LOL, this person is a gem...

    Quote Originally Posted by JSwan View Post
    Hogtie your "farrier" and drop him off in a wooded area.
    That just made me laugh out loud, literally!
    Last edited by ClassynIvansMom; Feb. 2, 2011 at 07:03 PM. Reason: erm, guy? girl? I edited so the gender was ambiguous...
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    My personal favorite:

    SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
    Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
    -Rudyard Kipling



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    Quote Originally Posted by kristinq View Post
    PRS has my fav: "My biggest fear is that when I die my husband is going to try to sell all my horses and tack for what I told him they cost".

    HA!Love it!



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    Quote Originally Posted by TheHorseProblem View Post
    My all-time favorite from 3Dogs:

    "Her life was okay. Sometimes she wished she were sleeping with the right man instead of with her dog, but she never felt she was sleeping with the wrong dog."
    Aaaamen..



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    I love this quote...

    Mucking Fabulous



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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSTB View Post
    I love this quote...

    Mucking Fabulous
    Hahaha, I glanced at that and thought it said something else at first! Very cute
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    This one by naters:

    "Get out of my freaking pasture you spawn of satan"

    That made me laugh when I read it. Anyone ever get trespassers? We had one out at the barn today, but he turned out to be harmless.
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    By RNB: *And here I had promised Mod1 I would behave this weekend....I tried, I really did....sorry Mod1*

    LOL
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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