[Rt66Kix]

This...Bahahahahaha! "I think that there should just be random, drive-by ass-whuppins' administered by good ol black baptist church ladies and english horsewomen."

Where did you find this? HAHAHAHA

[Bluey]

"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly on a broomstick. We are flexible like that."

Love it!

He,he, he.

My computer has this stuck to it:

"Space ends here, mind the gap."

[LD1129]

I have had mine for years and still stick with it!

A woman needs two animals: the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it!

[Brandy76]

it's not a sig line, but still GREAT - something like" she sent her children into a field full of horses with a bag of carrots - there are better ways to dispose of unwanted children

[MyGiantPony]

loshad just had a comment on the daisy cutter thread on the hunter/jumper board that I'm very tempted to use:

loshad
If you know lesson horses that move like Crown Point, you buy those suckers right now.

[Midge]

I had a sign over my toilet that said,

"It takes a mighty good husband to be better than none."

It often separated the wheat from the chaff rather nicely. My now husband came out of the bathroom after our maybe second date and said, 'What do you think makes a good husband?' and I was all, 'Ack!! Ack!!'

[Velvet]

I'm liking Merry's latest:

Some riders change their horse, they change their saddle, they change their teacher; they never change themselves.

[ClassynIvansMom]

"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly on a broomstick. We are flexible like that."

"Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground."

Haha, I love these two

[ClassynIvansMom]

I had a sign over my toilet that said,

"It takes a mighty good husband to be better than none."

It often separated the wheat from the chaff rather nicely. My now husband came out of the bathroom after our maybe second date and said, 'What do you think makes a good husband?' and I was all, 'Ack!! Ack!!'

Hahahahahahahahahahha, that would send me for a loop if a guy said something like that on our second date, too!

[ClassynIvansMom]

Where did you find this? HAHAHAHA

This...Bahahahahaha! "I think that there should just be random, drive-by ass-whuppins' administered by good ol black baptist church ladies and english horsewomen."

LoL, I think it might have been in the Child in my pasture thread... perhaps somewhere within pages 4-10, somewhere in there. http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...158097&page=10

[tidy rabbit]

I had a sign over my toilet that said,

"It takes a mighty good husband to be better than none."

That's one of my favorite lines! My mom said it to me years ago and I laughed so hard. I say it to my husband every now and again and he looks at me in a "special" way trying to figure out just how I mean it!

[MunchkinsMom]

Hysterical thread! I love them all, but I love MM's quote about not arguing with an idiot the best! I am going to use that one with hubby around the barn. We've got ourselves a couple of lulu's!

I can imagine your DH doing just that with the barn lulu's, I recall a few in the past at the barn, that he just loved to push their buttons .

I made a co-worker laugh this week. During a rather unfruitful conference call that was going nowhere fast, I sent him an IM and said "this is about as sucessful as nailing Jello to a tree".

He now asks me what flavor am I trying to nail today.

[ClassynIvansMom]

LOL, this person is a gem...

Hogtie your "farrier" and drop him off in a wooded area.

That just made me laugh out loud, literally!

[JSwan]

My personal favorite:

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shalomypony]

PRS has my fav: "My biggest fear is that when I die my husband is going to try to sell all my horses and tack for what I told him they cost".

HA!Love it!

[shalomypony]

My all-time favorite from 3Dogs:

"Her life was okay. Sometimes she wished she were sleeping with the right man instead of with her dog, but she never felt she was sleeping with the wrong dog."

Aaaamen..

[SuperSTB]

I love this quote...

Mucking Fabulous

[ClassynIvansMom]

I love this quote...

Mucking Fabulous

Hahaha, I glanced at that and thought it said something else at first! Very cute

[ClassynIvansMom]

This one by naters:

"Get out of my freaking pasture you spawn of satan"

That made me laugh when I read it. Anyone ever get trespassers? We had one out at the barn today, but he turned out to be harmless.

[ClassynIvansMom]

By RNB: *And here I had promised Mod1 I would behave this weekend....I tried, I really did....sorry Mod1*

LOL