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  1. #81
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    "It's a uterus, not a clown car!". Slew I think??? Guffaw everytime I read it!!! For so many reasons......


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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzrider View Post
    Someone has for their location, I think, something like "How did I get into the handbasket and where are you taking me?"

    It makes me laugh every time I happen upon it in a thread.
    Well hot damn, I'm two for two - sig and location. The status is kind of a life lesson for the internet as well.

    The location has been that way since 2000, IIRC.
    Definition of "Horse": a 4 legged mammal looking for an inconvenient place and expensive way to die. Any day they choose not to execute the Master Plan is just more time to perfect it. Be Very Afraid.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JSwan View Post
    This is an old one:

    Auntie Em; Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog--- Dorothy

    Years back, there was someone painting graffiti alllllll over the area on bridges, overpasses, etc. that said, *Surrender Dorothy*. One of those rather odd bits of pointless human expression I suppose....



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    Originally Posted by Velvet View Post
    I believe it's "Veni, vidi, vici." Or, to stay true to the original, "Veni vidi vici."
    I prefer
    "Veni vidi visa"

    I came, I saw, I charged


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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet View Post
    I stole a quote off a funny t-shirt (geeky funny) for a while (no longer using it):

    "Come to the dark side...we have cookies."

    - V
    I've seen that shirt! That made me laugh
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMK View Post
    Well hot damn, I'm two for two - sig and location. The status is kind of a life lesson for the internet as well.

    The location has been that way since 2000, IIRC.
    Hilarious! Just hilarious!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat9 View Post
    I prefer
    "Veni vidi visa"

    I came, I saw, I charged
    Ha! I think that so many of us horsey peeps can say this after walking into their local tack shop. I went to mine the other day and couldn't resist a new magnet for my fridge, hardware to fix my blanket destroyer's blanket, and I've already put two new items (show gloves and new show helmet for the upcoming season) on my Valentine's wishlist since the fiance is asking me to give him options I'd be happy with flowers, but since he's asking!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2DogsFarm View Post
    ETA:
    thought of a few more old faves:
    -I am already picturing the duct tape over your mouth...

    -What am I? A Freak Magnet?

    -And your crybaby, whinybutt opinion would be?

    -I am not Satan, but I do work for him
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YES!!!!

    Here's another I just read: ""The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions." --Dostoevsky"

    And another quote that I thought was hilarious: "The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead."

    And has this already been posted? "hoochie bucket - Sometimes, instead of putting the spankmonkey in the virginia, they use a hoochie bucket instead to collect the baby dust. The money is used for the Karroten Fund."
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Something about Superman wearing George Morris PJ's to bed.......
    Dear life, please send grapes. Sincerely, I prefer wine over lemonade.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Curiously View Post
    Years back, there was someone painting graffiti alllllll over the area on bridges, overpasses, etc. that said, *Surrender Dorothy*. One of those rather odd bits of pointless human expression I suppose....
    Someone did that on a bridge on the outer loop of the (D.C.) beltway just before the Mormon temple. It caused MAJOR traffic issues that morning! Rotten SOB. I had to sit in that crap!
    Honey badger don't give a sh!t.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldenburg99 View Post
    Something about Superman wearing George Morris PJ's to bed.......
    I think it is by sillyhorse and goes something like:

    George Morris wears Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears George Morris pajamas to bed.

    Don't think I got it right but you get the gist.

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    Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
    Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
    -Rudyard Kipling



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    Quote Originally Posted by justdandy View Post
    Someone did that on a bridge on the outer loop of the (D.C.) beltway just before the Mormon temple. It caused MAJOR traffic issues that morning! Rotten SOB. I had to sit in that crap!
    Oh that sucks! I hate traffic, particularly in cities where traffic is already a pain in the butt in the first place!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Quote Originally Posted by JSwan View Post
    I think it is by sillyhorse and goes something like:

    George Morris wears Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears George Morris pajamas to bed.

    Don't think I got it right but you get the gist.

    It's GOLD.
    LOVE it! For some reason it made me look down... I'm currently working from home, so I get to wear my jammies during work.
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Quote Originally Posted by JSwan View Post
    George Morris wears Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears George Morris pajamas to bed.
    What I want to know is how it came to be that their jammies got mixed up.

    The more perfect our happiness,
    the more nagging and wretched
    do our unsolved problems seem.
    ~ Gordon Grand



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    http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...=George+Morris

    I had to search but I found it. Still makes me laugh.
    Dear life, please send grapes. Sincerely, I prefer wine over lemonade.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldenburg99 View Post
    http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...=George+Morris

    I had to search but I found it. Still makes me laugh.
    That thread was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

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    Default Love this thread ~ thanks for posting this link ~

    Quote Originally Posted by Oldenburg99 View Post
    http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...=George+Morris

    I had to search but I found it. Still makes me laugh.
    Love this thread & thanks for posting this link
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSwan View Post
    I think it is by sillyhorse and goes something like:

    George Morris wears Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears George Morris pajamas to bed.

    Don't think I got it right but you get the gist.

    It's GOLD.
    It's "Most people wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears George Morris pajamas."



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    I have always been a fan of that one with the picture of the EKG that says "for a minute there you bored me to death" or something along those lines.
    RIP Owen 2/2/07

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    I had to change my sig back from Uncle Jack due to a firestorm I created elsewhere.
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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