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Jan. 26, 2011, 06:49 PM
#41
 Originally Posted by 2DogsFarm
And, of course, there is Coreene's:
This, it be Right
Thank you my darling, but credit must be given to Willem actually, since it is he who said "This it be right" first (sans comma ).
But I am truly honored. As I know he would have been.
"I choose not to run." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Jan. 26, 2011, 07:12 PM
#42
It's not from COTH, but from _Spinal Tap_ and almost always applies to me in one way or in the other way:
"But this one goes to 11."-- Nigel Tufnel
ETA: I am a redhead.
 The armchair saddler
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Jan. 26, 2011, 07:56 PM
#43
Please, please fill in the blanks to
_____________ when my feet hit the floor in the morning, the devil says, "crap, she's up."
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Jan. 26, 2011, 08:08 PM
#44
These are great! It wasn't a CoTH signature line, but there was a girl at my barn who had a (rather pig-headed) all chestnut gelding. I commented to her about how he didn't even have a snip or a sock or anything and she nodded seriously and said, "Yep. It explains so much about him- no place to let the devil out."
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Jan. 26, 2011, 09:26 PM
#45
 Originally Posted by kristinq
yea that's one of my favorites too
and the "RELINQUISH your whip"
 Originally Posted by Sithly
do NOT give your 5 year old child a big bag of apples and send her out alone into a herd of 20-some horses to get mobbed. There are better ways to dispose of unwanted children.
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Jan. 26, 2011, 09:44 PM
#46
I love "pony is a four letter word"
Come to the dark side, we have cookies
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Jan. 27, 2011, 12:11 AM
#47
Don't know where I heard this one.
Horses: one really scary butterfly away from total disaster.
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out." ~John Wooden
Phoenix Animal Rescue
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Jan. 27, 2011, 07:46 AM
#48
 Originally Posted by kateh
Don't know where I heard this one.
Horses: one really scary butterfly away from total disaster.
Oh, man, that is awesome!
I also really really like the one on Equilibrium's tag line from the song Shimmer, by Fuel:
All that she intends, and all she keeps inside, isn't on the label.
Awesomeness!
Dee
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Jan. 27, 2011, 08:22 AM
#49
I believe I heard this one from Thomas....
Teatering on the brink of brilliance or disaster.
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Jan. 27, 2011, 08:32 AM
#50
A professor in vet school: "Horses are born, and then they spend their entire lives trying to commit suicide"
Michael: Seems the people who burned me want me for a job.
Sam: A job? Does it pay?
Michael: Nah, it's more of a "we'll kill you if you don't do it" type of thing.
Sam: Oh. I've never liked those.
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Jan. 27, 2011, 08:32 AM
#51
Pretty much any post by JSwan has potential siggy line content.
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Jan. 27, 2011, 09:55 AM
#52
my favorite wasn't funny, just true
When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
Don't remember whose sig it was
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Jan. 27, 2011, 10:14 AM
#53
 Originally Posted by mackandblues
yea that's one of my favorites too
and the "RELINQUISH your whip"
LOL I actually really like your "u not need bigger saddle, u need smaller fanny" byline. That's hilarious!
When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid  )
My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life
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Jan. 27, 2011, 10:14 AM
#54
 Originally Posted by Iron Horse Farm
my favorite wasn't funny, just true
When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
Don't remember whose sig it was
That's ASB_Stars sig. Quote from Maya Angelo.
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Jan. 27, 2011, 10:15 AM
#55
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Jan. 27, 2011, 10:16 AM
#56
 Originally Posted by SmartAlex
I believe I heard this one from Thomas....
Teatering on the brink of brilliance or disaster.
Yeah, that one's pretty good, too
When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid  )
My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life
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Jan. 27, 2011, 10:18 AM
#57
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Jan. 27, 2011, 10:19 AM
#58
 Originally Posted by kateh
Don't know where I heard this one.
Horses: one really scary butterfly away from total disaster.
Bahahaha, priceless
When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid  )
My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life
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Jan. 27, 2011, 10:20 AM
#59
When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid  )
My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life
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Jan. 27, 2011, 10:27 AM
#60
 Originally Posted by Velvet
Has anyone been brave enough to use this one yet?
"I have noticed that many who use text messages and email have forgotten the 'art' of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Nevermind. I'll do it! 
CHEERS!
 Don't Quote Me! I Am On Ignore! 
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