[DeeThbd]

One of my favourites was County's...Quality doesn't cost - it pays.
My favourite of all, which gets me all verklempt, is SnkstAcres, about how we should see our horses.
Dee

[tabula rashah]

One of my favorites has always been
"Ponies are short and therefore closer to hell" not sure who it belongs to, but I LOFF it!

[ClassynIvansMom]

This isn't a signature line, but a classic CotH quote:

Horses wake up with only one decision to make each day... Shall I commit murder or suicide?

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! AWESOMENESS!!!

[Lmabernathy]

haha I love this one

“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” Mark Twain

I am a redhead too!

Does anybody notice a lot of red head ride, considering we only make up 5% of the American population

[ClassynIvansMom]

LOL here's another one:

"Every mighty oak was once a nut that stood its ground."

[jazzrider]

Someone has for their location, I think, something like "How did I get into the handbasket and where are you taking me?"

It makes me laugh every time I happen upon it in a thread.

[Mtn trails]

I love Epona Cowgirl's - Enter Prince Charming - I always get a giggle because the thread attached to that was so darn entertaining.

[ClassynIvansMom]

Someone has for their location, I think, something like "How did I get into the handbasket and where are you taking me?"

It makes me laugh every time I happen upon it in a thread.

This one is in my fav five now LOL

[HPFarmette]

"Where am I going and what am I doing in this handbasket?"

[Alagirl]

I can't recall the exact quotation, but it was something along the lines of, "Don't be fooled - PONY is a four letter word!"

theoldgreymare was nice enough to supply that quote.

[ClassynIvansMom]

LOL I just read this in response to a question of "Should I teach my boyfriend to ride"

"If you want to still respect him, and have your relationship last- Find him an instructor (other than you).

If you would like to get rid of him or would like to get even with him for past actions-teach him yourself."

[tabula rashah]

haha I love this one

I am a redhead too!

Does anybody notice a lot of red head ride, considering we only make up 5% of the American population

ha ha now that you mention it, there are an awful lot of us redheads that ride

[Huntertwo]

PRS has my fav: "My biggest fear is that when I die my husband is going to try to sell all my horses and tack for what I told him they cost".

That is my favorite too!!!

[2DogsFarm]

Not from COTH, but there's an Emo Phillips quote I use as my email signature:

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the human body.
Then I realized who was telling me this..."

And, of course, there is Coreene's:
This, it be Right

[ClassynIvansMom]

Bahahaha, a friend of mine just posted this in another thread concerning whether or not to teach the boyfriend to ride or get an instructor:

"HIRE. IT. DONE.

Been there done that still married to him but Dear Lord Jeezoos I'd rather change diapers on a tiger than EVER do it again."

[ClassynIvansMom]

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the human body.
Then I realized who was telling me this..."

This one is great!

[belleellis]

One of my favorites has always been
"Ponies are short and therefore closer to hell" not sure who it belongs to, but I LOFF it!

OH I AM STEALING THIS! I have a large pony...not evil but naughty and squirrely.

[Alagirl]

Been there done that still married to him but Dear Lord Jeezoos I'd rather change diapers on a tiger than EVER do it again."

Now there is another gem worthy of a signature!

[SMF11]

What about "The horse world: two people, three opinions"

[ClassynIvansMom]

And they were all wearing Disco Spurs

Bahahahahahha!