[Bluey]

I am not sure, but I think Coloredhorse is who has this one, very, very appropiated for this winter of our discontent:

"In the middle of winter, I learned that in me resides invincible summer."
Albert Camus

[Ware Whip!]

Don't you wish your girlfriend could trot like me?

You can not polish a turd.

The only way you can change a man, is if he is wearing diapers.

He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch, or wind his ass.
( My Father, about an exceptionally spastic colt )

And Coreens classic; douchnozzle,
Priceless!

[ClassynIvansMom]

Bahahahaha, Ware Whip!, all of those are fabulous!!! I read those on my phone yesterday and laughed and laughed

Here's another:

"Trespassers will be shot, survivors shot again."

[ClassynIvansMom]

LOL:

"Horse between legs, rider on top."

Someone needs to remind my OTTB that sometimes. He gets a little strong sometimes and wants to try other ideas and combinations...

[MunchkinsMom]

I don't recall whose signature this is, or the exact wording, but I laugh every time I read it. It goes something like this:

"Political correctness - the misconception that it is entirely possible to hold a turd by the clean end"

[Tap2Tango]

I like the one in my sig. It tends to work for a large percentage of posters here

[tidy rabbit]

I like the one in my sig. It tends to work for a large percentage of posters here

BWWAHHAHHAHHAA.

[betonbill]

One of my favorite bylines is "Beware the dragon, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

A signature that I love is "Oldenburger with Fries."

Of course, there are tons more, but these are the ones that stick out.

[ClassynIvansMom]

Oldenburger with fries, that's a good one! I also love the dragon one

I second that BWHWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA as to Tap2Tango's sigline! J Swan is just downright hilarious

Have I or anybody already posted this one? I love it! I don't feel like sifting through every post and I'm forgetful, haha. -- "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. - Hubert Humphrey"

[ClassynIvansMom]

Hehe, I thought this hilarious thread could use a little dusting off

Spotted this gem in somebody's sigline tonight: "COTH, keeping popcorn growers in business for years."

[Foxtrot's]

You lot are a positive unending gusher of quotes.

The truismn Equus Makus Brokus makes me smile with understanding, and the more recent Equus Makus Broken also a truism.

Then thre is the odd poster who are all hat and no cattle - but immediately called to task by the COTH police.

[AirForceWife]

Don't remember the exact wording but it's something along the lines of "Quick, he's total garbage, hide him on my trailer!"

[ReveilleandRinsie]

I think that's paulaedwina quoting petstorejunkie with the "quick, hide him on my trailer!" That's one of my favorites too!

[Shine]

Horses: Dangerous at both ends.

[ClassynIvansMom]

I think that's paulaedwina quoting petstorejunkie with the "quick, hide him on my trailer!" That's one of my favorites too!

Hahaha, yeah, that's Tas/Petstorejunkie alright. She's one of my best friends, and she's always a great source of laughs when we talk horsey stuff on the phone. She's quite witty

[Tee]

Oh, bless you for bringing this up - I missed it the first time around!

[ClassynIvansMom]

I came up with my own sigline since starting this thread forever ago. Say my sigline aloud and see if you don't laugh

When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

[2DogsFarm]

I'm probably misquoting and I don't recall whose brilliance this is, but:

Arguing with stupid people is like playing chess with a pigeon.
No matter how well you play, the pigeon will strut around knocking over pieces, crap on the board and act like it won.

[Finzean]

This one is in my fav five now LOL

I think this is DMKs...

oops...didn't copy the original but it's the tag line "Where am I and why am I in this basket..."

[ClassynIvansMom]

I'm probably misquoting and I don't recall whose brilliance this is, but:

Arguing with stupid people is like playing chess with a pigeon.
No matter how well you play, the pigeon will strut around knocking over pieces, crap on the board and act like it won.

LOL I snorted my tea when I read this...