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  1. #181
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    Chocomare's sigline:

    "When they try and tell you these are your Golden years, don't believe 'em.... It's rust."

    Hahahahahahahaha!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

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    A quote I saw somewhere:
    there are three kinds of people in this world... those who count and those who can't

    I had a shirt in college that said
    "objects under shirt are larger than they appear"
    Quote Originally Posted by Sithly View Post
    do NOT give your 5 year old child a big bag of apples and send her out alone into a herd of 20-some horses to get mobbed. There are better ways to dispose of unwanted children.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandy76 View Post
    it's not a sig line, but still GREAT - something like" she sent her children into a field full of horses with a bag of carrots - there are better ways to dispose of unwanted children
    I remember that thread! I actually quoted that to someone a while ago...
    Quote Originally Posted by Sithly View Post
    do NOT give your 5 year old child a big bag of apples and send her out alone into a herd of 20-some horses to get mobbed. There are better ways to dispose of unwanted children.



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    Default hahaha!!

    I always liked....Children left at the barn will be givin expresso shots and a puppy.
    Last edited by hallauer5; Feb. 2, 2011 at 10:33 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallauer5 View Post
    I always liked....Children left at the barn will be givin expresso shots and a puppy.

    I think the saying at my old barn was sugar and a kitten. Nevertheless, the threat is still effective!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

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    I believe it's actually "espresso." Although, the spelling as "expresso" does make it sound worse.
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rt66Kix View Post
    A few years ago a poster had something about men only wanting to have sex or eat. She said either fix them a sandwich or give them a .....

    Does anyone remember who said that, and the exact quote? Someone else had it as a signature line.
    alysheba here: http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...t=81107&page=3

    <redacted>

    Young folks, follow the link at your own risk.

    Better?
    Last edited by Mosey_2003; Feb. 3, 2011 at 11:40 AM. Reason: Graphic quote lacking in good taste...



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    somehow the cleaned up version always had me wonder why a guy would want a BP&J sammich...I do live a sheltered life
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.


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    Yikes, that was a little graphic for me at 7 am this morning... Funny, but not the visual I wanted over orange juice and doughnuts!
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Quote Originally Posted by ClassynIvansMom View Post
    Yikes, that was a little graphic for me at 7 am this morning... Funny, but not the visual I wanted over orange juice and doughnuts!
    Sorry! He/she asked! I'm nothing if not helpful...



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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudyandcallie View Post
    uh, is there a sticky for that? free lease husband or husband at stud?
    LOL, now my mind is in the gutter after that BP&J reference...
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Um, I thought ths board was supposed to be more PG than that. That's a bit much for some of the younger set to read...

    I prefer when we leave a LITTLE bit to the imagination.
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    Back to funny!

    The whole darn thread: http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...d.php?t=285753
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    Bahahaha, and this:

    "Not to rain on any parade....but, this means she moves in next door. And stays for a while. Up the voltage on your fence."
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    bAHAHAHA, another by JSwan:

    "Actually - I don't like kids. Except on toast."
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSwan View Post
    My personal favorite:

    SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Someone made a huge poster with that on it - it hangs in our work kitchen area.
    http://www.tbhsa.com/index.html

    Originally Posted by JSwan
    I love feral children. They taste like chicken.



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    Bumper sticker-

    I have a Pony
    And I know how to use it!



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    Quote Originally Posted by nuts4cowboybutts View Post
    Bumper sticker-

    I have a Pony
    And I know how to use it!
    I like this one! It beats "Poverty is owning a horse."
    "Relinquish your whip!!"



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    LOL, I dunno what this is about, but it made me laugh:

    "Proud and upstanding member of the Women With Attack Tatas Clique "

    What the heck do you do with attack tatas? LOL the bots with machine gun cleavage in one of the Austin Powers movies comes to mind...
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



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    I think it means you get black eyes if you ride without proper support, ha!


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