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  1. #221
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    This from Dilbert:

    "I love the way you punctuate your ignorance with certainty"

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jQF-LNSrRE...Punctuate1.gif



  2. #222
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    Quote Originally Posted by hurleycane View Post
    This from Dilbert:

    "I love the way you punctuate your ignorance with certainty"

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jQF-LNSrRE...Punctuate1.gif
    I love Dilbert
    where am I, what day is it, am I still having a good time?



  3. #223
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    Anyone know who came up with "All hat and no cattle"? I'd like to change my signature to that.
    "All top hat and no canter". *Graureiter*



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gestalt View Post
    Anyone know who came up with "All hat and no cattle"? I'd like to change my signature to that.
    I'm pretty sure that's an old aphorism and is free for the taking, Gestalt.
    Holy crap, how does Darwin keep missing you? ~Lauruffian


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  5. #225
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    LOL, two of you on here have some pretty funny siglines, too

    Horse With No Name - "where am I, what day is it, am I still having a good time?"

    axl - "Holy crap, how does Darwin keep missing you? ~Lauruffian"
    When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

    My Pony Blog Dressage & My Horsey Life



  6. #226
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    My favorite is still "Relinquish Your Whip!".
    Kanoe Godby
    www.dyrkgodby.com
    See, I was raised by wolves and am really behind the 8-ball on diplomatic issue resolution.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mackandblues View Post
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    I had a shirt in college that said
    "objects under shirt are larger than they appear"
    I had one that said "Blondes Do It Better" but my dad didn't find that shirt amusing...

    I would've worn the one you had too, because I'm lacking in that department...
    "If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple payments..."



  8. #228
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    Originally Posted by pinecone
    I can't decide if I should saddle up the drama llama, dust off the clue bat, or get out my soapbox.
    This one made me die laughing in the original thread. I can't remember what one it was though. Freaking funny!

    http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/sh...d-what-do-i-do
    *^*^*^
    Himmlische Traumpferde
    "Wenn Du denkst es geht nicht mehr, kommt von irgendwo ein kleines Licht daher"



  9. #229
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    My favorite, from katarine's sig I believe: "if you have a fat gay horse that loves Parelli, you're really screwed"
    Proud member of the COTH Junior (and Junior-at-Heart!) clique!


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  10. #230
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    Three Figs in the All Hat no Cattle thread in the Dressage forum.



    THEY weren't cowboys, they just found the hats.
    My horse is a "Hare-Brained Controvert".



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